Still life - succulent with snail-for Pimpernel

S/he will be heading for that hosta Katarina..

Hahaha.

You know this joke?
A guy goes to his front door to pick up his newspaper. He opens the door, bends down to pick it up, and notices that there is a small snail sitting next to the newspaper. The guy picks up the snail, and hurls him into the street. 2 Years Later theres a knock at that same guys door. He goes to the door, opens it, looks around. No one is there, he closes the door. Seconds later, theres another knock. He opens the door, looks down and theres the snail. The snail looks up at him, and says "Hey! What the hell was that all about?"