wow a potato

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Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the French
Fries.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to london P.U. (that’s Potato University) so that when she graduated she’d really be in the Chips.

Yet, in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry a king (edward). Mr. and Mrs. Potato were
very upset. They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry king edward because he’s just a commen tator……………….

(i just had to blog this one hahaha)

• 2 Jun, 2009
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