Monk's Wood, Cambridgeshire

I can vouch for the muntjac in Cambridgeshire, twice having to do full on emergency stops in my village to avoid the distress of recovery and claret job on my car. They strip the tree trunks of bark causing disease, unfortunately there are occasional culls.

...it might be my aftershave that strips the bark off...........

Yeah, shame about the culls, who are we...etc....etc...