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Lol. Bob...
... he was waiting to have his photo taken ;o)

Ha ha, they do seem to like playing 'statues' sometimes. We have a Squirrel in the garden most days, often climbs up the Cordyline trunk, stops halfway and just seems transfixed! : o ))

Looks like a long drop down Bob. Looks like he shocked himself. No doubt he ate all the food before he descended.

Maybe he hesitated if it wasn´t wiser to stay till breakfast, lol.