Crab apple n bamboo

hmm not sure about bamboo jelly!!??

the finest home grown home made crab apple jelly, served on a bed of bamboo, by a dejected biker and drizzled with BS

i hope the BS is not brown sauce ~ i was liking the idea till then although i was a bit worried about the dejected biker. why dejected? after you are in the offing for a wonderful contract as a tv chef? be much better than those hairy bikers ~ you could be the slim biker or the tunnel chef??
not feeling great myself so i hope you are feeling better than me.

This is a lovely picture...

was trying to do the M&S advert with a twist ST ; )

sorry i wasnt tuned in!!
i remember their advert for 'not just' but that was a while ago. they dont go in for the making bit now do they ~ obviously they need St Terrible to make the jelly for them!!

get me the contract ST, you can be my manager

i dont work for them. i know someone near here who makes cakes [not me] she phoned waitrose and told them she was passionate about best quality, great flavour etc etc ~ she told me they were very interested.
you could try that.

Not chutney then?

well no sorry nana but i thought the same principle would apply??