Rhubarb & Custard

Wow, that's amazing growth for the first year!

Methinks this a wind-up ... see the Rhubarb photo by Yorkshire!

Wow John that is just fantastic, your in front of me with that,

H/B just no answer to that, sat here crying with laughter, custard, that is brilliant,

John that is amazing and how wonderfully unseasonal your weather is for January ....but I believe you:-)

Know snow Ba plenty of rain,Yes Hb your right the last visit from the horses a few months ago did the trick.

Ah, I see! Glad I resisted the temptation to mention that its not really rhubarb then......lol....cheeky!

She leads everyone astray Hb:-) John was it those horses I sent you for your birthday?:-)

it was the tins of custard I sent john BA

..why didn't you send crumble mix as well,Val ? ready made pudding..:o)

I never thought about that bloomer, I will go get some from the cupboard and post on to him, good thinking there mate,

Yes B/A it was the horses God bless them.The next time they call I will save some of there leavings for you.Good idea Val with the Custerd and crumble, but would you mind if I dropped over to have some of yours as it always so much nicer then mine,I will bring a drop of the hard stuff for you and Ralph.

when are you coming John, I can't wait, all BA will get is the horse droppings, I like that

John, I think the time has come for you to choose between me and Yorky. I know she's a bit spiteful with her comments to me, but she's not a bad old stick and if, out of the kindness of your heart, you choose Yorky....I will understand. I know you feel great pity for her and I have men queueing round the block for me, so in a way, it is only charity for you to choose her:-)

Horse poo crumble and custard?

what a woman BA is, she has finally given in on me and my John, Oh sweetie I do admire you, what a brave brave soul you are. you always knew he would choose the prettiest, I am so glad you have all those men queing for you, as always you must be goergeous for them to wait their turn in all this snow and freezing weather, HB please don't laugh at BA, she lives in a fantasy world, lets not upset her, she must be hurting badly now me and John have each other,,
Karen sorry if we have confused you, when the weather is so bad we have to amuse ourselves,

It's all part of my dastardly plan Val ...while you are cavorting with Jj.....I'm running away with Ralphies b gorgeous legs:-))

fine by me, me ole love, I have John now, xxxxxxx

Erm ...I think you'll find that he hasn't made his decision yet. You're being very presumptuous. Anyway when he realises that you have nothing better to do than play on GOY all day, while I'm having to keep (not my original word which could have been misconstrued) men off with a big stick, he'll soon realise on which side his bread is buttered ....so there 8-p

he sent me a Pm, so that is how I know, anyway I am fed up that is why I play on here, you know some big words don't you, keeping men off your back aye, my mind is boggling at that one,

Lol, I'm fed up too ...I'm going to watch Father Brown at 2.10, I quite enjoy them:-)

have you been able to get out at all

No:-(

It doesn't take long to get back to "R" thing, I take it HB wasn;t batttered or should say "Crumbled" ha ha...
Hope you know what you're getting yourself into Johnjoe, with these two fighting over you!!!

Helppppppppppppppppppppp,,

one thing you don't need is HELP john, xxLol

You are shameless Yorky:-(

I know I m BA

Hi H/B, How two years pass so quickly. My rhubarb has started so well this year and I think it might reach great heights again. I have stuck with the horses muck as it as proved itself the best. God bless Val, for sending over that rhubarb as we all knew she grew the best rhubarb of all.

Who'd have thought rhubarb could have brought so much pleasure:-) :-)

Definitely:-) :-)