Hampton Court Flower Show-no this was not me!

This just has to be a caption competiton Arlene! Sorry madam I know prices have gone up but disguising yourself as a pot plant wont wash .

C'mon then start it off!
i had rose wine with my lunch but this is ridiculous!

ello ello ello, Pots been going on here then?

Good morning, madam, did you think we wouldn't notice then?

Thanks Spritzhenry-I like that.
Husband said' gardening's gone to her head again!"

I have reason to believe you have been taking pot

Thats a good one Andrew.

A new episode of the Bill ( and Ben ) featured Weed being arrested for dead-heading and smoking herself while on duty.

I have to stop reading all these funnies - I am laughing so much that my husband thinks I AM BONKERS!!!!!!!!

You don't have to be but it helps!

Newsheadlines
Pothead arrested at garden show !!!!!!

But, Arlene, there is ONLY ONE BONKERS! (I call him BB)

Spritz : Beware. There may be a BONKERS imposter....
On Gardeners' World TV show yesterday, Toby Buckland said people thought he was BONKERS to put turf in a seed tray. Or have we found the true identity of Bonkers ?........... BB was mysteriously unavailable during the half hour that Gardeners' World was being broadcast...

Thank you Spritz for the endorsement. Used to think the same until reading TTs Olympic blog . Either there are a lot of other imposters out there or being bonkers is highly contagious.x

Bonkers ~ not sure spreading your Bonkers infection to all and sundry is fair play. Asked my doctor about an inoculation against Bonkers, but doc said there's no such treatment.

'What's up, doc ?' I said. 'Does this mean once I've caught the Bonkers bug there's no cure ?' He was strangely silent. When I told him one symptom was I felt like a pair of curtains, he just replied 'Pull yourself together.'

Steady TT youll end up with an ASBO - like this lady .ASsociate BOnkership.

All I can say is that the person in the photo must be totally potty.

She's now potty-trained for the GoY Wellie Olympics.

Thanks for all the comments- made me laugh this wet drizzly morning!