Helping Hand!

It might be a farm hand Madperth

Yep! I mught have been brought up in Edinburgh, but I'm a teuchter at heart!

that should cause a stir lol

It might Sanbaz but it looks fairly armless to me.

arrgghh did i say that out loud?

lol mac....

It's not only armless Mac, it's thumbless too!
I'm not even going to hint that there's a whole body! I once told a nosy neighbour who was enquiring about the breakup of my marriage that my husband had asked me one too many questions & was now buried in my garden, & he called the police, who very kindly dug over the garden for me! I thought it was funny, & even funnier when said husband appeared just as it was all dug over!

lmao madperth, that will teach them to stick their noses in where not wanted

Ok, I'm thick, but what does imao mean Sanbaz?
That guy had bugged me for years with his nosiness & I was having a really bad time, so the question "What happened to your husband?" just made me see red! It was quite nasty of me, but the look on his face was priceless!

sorry Sanbaz, having a CRAFT day! Just got what you meant!

sorry didnt answer went out and just back madperth, i guess you know what lmao means now

That's allowed! Yes, it clicked just after I sent the first msg.
Hope you were somewhere nice!

just visiting my best friend, we use to live across from eachother till i remarried but still very close,she just had her garden done, looks fab, but got someone to do it for her, cheat lol

Ah, but she wont get the same satisfaction from it! The only thing that went out here today was my back! It's easing off, but it's been a frustrating day! Had a call from a friend just now & he was nagging me about overdoing things. didn't offer to do it for me tho! Just in the process of updating my profile.

aww hope your back soon feels better mine has been the same for last 3 days but at last feeling much better, and i noticed your pic had changed,

Yep, I hated that pic! But all the others are from a year ago & 3 stone heavier!
I'll be fine in a couple of days, thanks!
glad you're feeling better too.

i thought you looked very cool in your pic, anyway plenty of rest, feet up and soon be back to normal

I wasn't feeling cool! In charge of a busload of people & didn't know where half of them were!

lol, well you will have to get a new pic which you like

Yeah, as if! I have one that I like, but I'm only a year old in that!!
I think I'm getting paranoid cos I turned 50 lately & I still think it can't be right!!

just a number madperth, im 50 in january and i dont give a damn, be proud and be glad you made 50 years of life, some dont, i realised after cancer i dont care about getting older now, or the lines that start to appear, im here, thats all that matters, be you the number means nothing :o)

Sorry, had a long phone call & forgot pc was on!
Well put Sandra! I'm so glad you got through that!
I really meant that I can't be a "grown-up"! Mind you, my dad says I'm 50 going on 16!
I dont mind the wrinkles but I do mind the lack of energy!!!
Take care, Marie x ;~))

lol madperth, thats what we could all do with, more energy, thanx and take care to x

I must have missed that first picture of you, I now insist you put it back or Email it to me :~))

:~((!

Awww come on thats not fair............

It's horrible! Ok, pm me your email address & I'll send it to you, but it's not pretty!

I am L M OA O at this, I have had the same problem too with an Irish neighbour who was more concerned about my partner where he was than his child he would see starve, as he dissappeared leaving me with his debt to pay, also my sister, swore I put him under the patio, I put down, well I am well know as a witch and accused of doing voodoo lol when its their guilty concience , well I had small figure heads on my wall ornements I got at jumble sales so I told them I had not buried him under the patio or murdered him, I done a bit of that voodoo on him which I get accused of and shrunk his head, and gave the dogs I had at the time the bones from his torso, and the fish tank I put his flesh in for the paranas to eat. I need a gardener I wonder if I get another partner and he dissappears the cops might do my garden for me too lol

I used to get the same thing! My friend's partner started calling me the witch when I cured his daughter's nappy rash overnight (egg white!) & I was playing with the kids one day when he made a snide comment, & I told him the toy car in my hand was just like his, & I was gonna try some voodoo. I crashed the toy car against the wall & said nothing. One hour later, he hit a wall with his car!
I think it was just his own paranoia, but........

lol and guilty concience have you never heard of conections to make a conection. eg some one blew my cb up their house blew up. Its the same as Jesus with the mad man, drove the madness out of the mad man and drove it into the swine and the swine ran to the river and drown, it s called connecting. It is a natural thing like an echo rebounds , the americans believe in it, what comes round goes round.

I agree!

How clever!! I could use several of those!!

Couldn't we all! But it's not being much use today!

So could I, I have one helping hand helps me get stuff out of the cupboards and pick things up that I drop, but its not like this one, perhaps I should invest in one and it might plant my plants for me I would call it fing lol.out of the Adams Familiy, I have been know to be called Mortisa by my son in laws mates lol

So have I, especially when I had long black hair!!

lol we r twins hehe

i'd love an extra hand in the garden Marie.....

Me too! He just lies there!

he he he.....

Oh Madperth, have only just been able to stop laughing after reading that the cops dug the garden for you !!! Especially when he turned up just as they'd finished !! LOL ! Love it, love it, love it ! :))

It was definitely one of those days!!!!