Oh my, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help laughing, you've made it so funny. How awful...
I had a customer who couldn't bear to keep his rabbit locked up - he lost 6 in succession to foxes over a year and then gave up keeping one.

Oh this is HILARIOUS Peter, I'm cracking up at all the visuals this has created, but should I be laughing is what I want to know? What % is funny & what % is damage? And as an animal lover I should'nt laugh but that poor chickens leg ---- - - - ??!!?!?!?!
A few minuts ago I just added a little to my profile & mentioned 'sense of humour' & then I read this !!! LOL ;-)))

LOL! What a catastrophe! I do hope you got out of this with your life Peter!! :))

Aarrgghh!! Sorry, Peter, but I have to agree! For you, it's a personal disaster, but for unknowing observers, it's a Monty Python skit! I commiserate, and hope for a better rest of the year for you, and keep my mouth carefully covered. : }

And you were out there with a camera!!!!!
When I was a kid, the bloke at the top of our close let his chickens roam, but my cat soon put a stop to that!

Polish man arrived with five chickens. Thirty Euros each. What is a Euro? When I went into hospital it was Pounds sterling. I said, "I haven't got any euros". He said, "My friends a banker". I misheard him and said, "So are you". He hit me right on the chin. I haggled and settled for £109. He left the chickens on the patio. I waited for Jackie to come home. Told her I'd made a chicken pie.
Then tried to put chickens safely in coop. Would they go? Would they hellaslike. The ungrateful b******s.
Not only that I can see Reynard poking his nose through the hedge. At my wits end.

Well clearly not at your wits' end, Peter, you're being extremely witty...

Please write the book Peter, what a belly laugh it would be - - - still cracking me up !!

Ha...Ha!! Haven't laughed so much in ages....carry on the sketch Peter.....looking forward to next comment...:o)))

Does jackie suspect Fowl play.

I certainly do ¦:-)

I really shouldn`t be laughing but really cannot help it.....