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Oh you lot! You are a complete enigma to me!

I’ve just been reading through some of your blogs etc that you’ve been adding today & I’ve noticed from odd comments that people I thought were guys are gals & vice versa!!!

It’s impossible to tell from some usernames & I’ve obviously made assumptions based on what I’ve read!

I’m not going to own up as to whose gender I’ve been getting wrong all this time … but you could all make me feel better by saying you’ve done the same?? LOL!!

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Yes, Fluff, I've done the same! Quite a few times in fact. Sometimes it's impossible to know, and then you read something that makes you think hmmm, change the picture in my head!

29 Jul, 2009

 

I have indeed sir

29 Jul, 2009

 

hee hee

29 Jul, 2009

 

I m quite new at this and i keep putting XXX kisses on everthing i send so who knows Lol ?? xx

29 Jul, 2009

 

I have to admit to thinking a certain welshman on here with a cat called 'flower' got called sweety a couple of times before I realised my mistake. Lol.
By the way you have to watch that Maccrimmon, she can be a bit of a leg puller HeHe

29 Jul, 2009

 

hee hee (in a unnaturally deep voice)

29 Jul, 2009

 

Oh No....here....I go......Again.......

29 Jul, 2009

 

Lol...I'm just glad it's not only me who gets confused! Makes life more interesting though don't you think...??
xxx for all,
Lady Di :)))

29 Jul, 2009

 

Think at some time we have all done that Fluff Lol..... no names no pack drill.....Lol

29 Jul, 2009

 

You coward Mobee, your just as bad as that Mrs. Maccrimmon up there HeHe

29 Jul, 2009

 

Lol Lol Yellow glow forming round top of head Ian steadily working its way down.......:~)))))

29 Jul, 2009

 

Another reason why I don't like being called 'Flower '
:o)

30 Jul, 2009

 

Well I am a girly as you can see from my photo LOL

30 Jul, 2009

 

Mac's a Chick !!!! LoL

30 Jul, 2009

 

lol great blog Fluff

30 Jul, 2009

 

Absplutelly Young Dd, She always talks about waring one 'o' them tarten skirts....... Lol :-)))))))))))))))

30 Jul, 2009

 

Well Fluff, a work colleague of mine has a 25 year old african grey parrot named Charlie - the other week it layed an egg, lol. She's now got to get used to referring to it has She rather than He, ha ha.

30 Jul, 2009

 

hehe
I have to agree a few I have thought
OH MY GOODNESS WHAT MUST THEY THINK OF ME
when ive then realised they arent who I thought they were!!

Maccrimmons a girly hehe thats why you offered the spade not the strong man!!

Fab blog
x x x

30 Jul, 2009

 

I am a big strapping laddie (not lady) I go out golfing and leave you lot alone for ten minutes and you have given me a sex change , engineered me thinks by that master of skulduggery the Digster. Mr Mac will get his revenge just wait and see. Worse than that You two!!! ydd and Mooks joining in with this henious act, and then if things arent bad enough he calls the kilt a skirt (sob sob) .

30 Jul, 2009

 

I dont know who to believe now .... lol

30 Jul, 2009

 

Hey I could spit I just broke a nail achht.

30 Jul, 2009

 

Ha ha, totally confused now lol.

30 Jul, 2009

 

Oh dear Mac, I'm so sooooooo sorry. I didn't mean to upset you, I didn't realise it was called a kilt and not a skirt. Sorry sweety ! ! ! ! LMAO......... I just can't stop giggling........can't see......... for.......laughing :-)))

30 Jul, 2009

 

I have just spoke to bobg (he is up here on hols) he feels Scottish now you know , just need to work on his accent any way he is an honorary Scotsman so we are coming for you Digster , I told him about you saying he needs a six inch nail to keep his hat on and everything.

30 Jul, 2009

 

OK, I get it .... Hi MR Mac :-)

30 Jul, 2009

 

Oh......Dear.....my......sides are.........hurting....................I.......give.....in.....I .......can't ......take .......any .....more. :-)))

30 Jul, 2009

 

Dawnsaunt you should know what the Digsters like by now as if a Scotsman would lie to a lady . Me? never.

30 Jul, 2009

 

OK Mac, I knew I could trust you. x

30 Jul, 2009

 

HeHe HeHe :-))

30 Jul, 2009

 

Stop it Ian, I'm avin doubts now, lol.

30 Jul, 2009

 

Im a man ! (in a frank spencer voice)

30 Jul, 2009

 

ooowwww Betty!!

30 Jul, 2009

 

I .... I ..... I ..... I ca....... Can't ...... I can't ....... I can't st..... I can't stop ...... Oh forget it Lol

30 Jul, 2009

 

you guys and gals

love you lot loads
even the stinky boys

x x x

31 Jul, 2009

 

Yes Mookins, but do you know which is which? LOl :-))

31 Jul, 2009

 

well Ian you are def one of the girls....
hehehehe

x x x

31 Jul, 2009

 

Hhhhhhhh Ooooooooo Hmmmmmmph and other strange noises Lol. I shall have you know, as the proud FATHER of two strapping kids, there is no doubt in my mind which sex I am. :-)))))

31 Jul, 2009

 

x x x

31 Jul, 2009

 

Lol :~))))))))))))

31 Jul, 2009

 

Blimey you guys...you've been rabbiting on without me!
Didn't even turn on my laptop last night cos I had such a horrible day. Started writing a blog about it but decided it was too depressing & you might all stick your heads in the gas oven witn me!

But ...I've just read all your backchat with each other on my blog & you made me laugh so thankyou!!

I love Mac's Scottish sayings...Dawnsaunt's gentle interjections... Mookins' kisses & everyone's funny asides.
Not forgetting Ian's comedic puffing & panting!!

You're a lovely bunch...xxxx

31 Jul, 2009

 

awww Fluff sorry to hear you had a bad day yesterday , but hey i have an electric oven lol.
hope today was better for you

31 Jul, 2009

 

Hey thanks Irish...I'm on electric too & it just isn't the same! Today was better because it was Friday! ;0)

31 Jul, 2009

 

So sorry I missed out on all this. Can't think for the life of me how I managed it!
Anyway, the wit was flying (wit, dear, wash your ears out!) too fast for me; I wouldn't have been able to keep up.
Fell about laughing. You all have a terrific sense of humour.

1 Aug, 2009

 

Why thank you Sir..... lol

1 Aug, 2009

 

It is funny how some user names sort of seem to be male or female, when actually there isn't really a clue - for some reason, I assumed Maccrimmon was male (and is it true? does it matter?) and Mageth was male (though I think not). If its any comfort, Blodyn, that seems to me to be genderless, like Bamboo, but suspect that just shows my level of ignorance ...

1 Aug, 2009

 

But the trouble is Bamboo that once I have imagined a person to be male or female I find it really hard to change my thoughts of them even when I know the truth!

I only started this blog because I read someone say 'she' about a member on another blog & I was so shocked to think I'd assumed this person was male all along!

Oh well...I'll just put a beard on some & a dress on others & work it out that way!!

1 Aug, 2009

 

eh ehhe ehehe ehe excuse me Bamboozled it matters to me I have spent the last week having to sort out that particular gender issue I am 100% male right off the porridge oats box . .. kilt, white. . . ish vest, big axe thingy swinging aboot n everything .I sir am not a lady .:-}

1 Aug, 2009

 

Mac's been at the vodka again, She always gets upset and confused when she's had a few .....................

1 Aug, 2009

 

i hope things are a bit more chipper now fluff

sending you lots of kisses

x x xx x x x x x x

1 Aug, 2009

 

Lmao !!

1 Aug, 2009

 

Keep smiling Mac, I go away eventually Lol

1 Aug, 2009

 

Thanks Mooks...not sure about chipper ...more choppy...but I'll stand up to it that's for sure. Appreciate the kisses tho'. Hanku!xx

1 Aug, 2009

 

Well you lot it looks like I missed out on a load of fun here too, it's not like I haven't been putting in the regulation hours on GoY either. Just goes to show, you can't keep your eye on all the balls at once all the time.....oops maybe that's not a good comment in view of all the previous conjecture LOL...well I'll leave it in anyway!
Hope things are improving Fluff.

2 Aug, 2009

 

Yes thank you Lily...I will survive as the song goes...been thru' much worse...must be getting soft in my old age.

I missed a lot of this blog's comments too half way thru'...must've gone to bed...it's funny to come back on & find everyone's been chatting away!

You lot are so kind...x

2 Aug, 2009

 

Now Fluff don't forget even though you are a ' tomato plant, strong and supportive' - sometimes you need a bit of support yourself. Goy is a great place for that and for being cheered up. Maybe you need a bit more than Tomorite at the moment! LOL

2 Aug, 2009

 

Does that come with diet coke & ice too?!

2 Aug, 2009

 

Any way you like it, but after you....

2 Aug, 2009

 

Thanks Lily...don't mind if I do!

2 Aug, 2009

 

Make mine a double please ! ! !

2 Aug, 2009

 

Just seen this blog, just back from Tenby. OK, mine was Bamboo, it must be the shape, can't think of any other reason, sorry Bb. There may be others, but I wouldn't know as I'm still confused and new like you Fluff. I didn't think about my own name being misleading, but it sure is.

4 Aug, 2009

 

I missed this one before, but Digger, if you keep maligning my heritage, you just COULD end up a "laydeeeeee"!
Lol! I'm with you Mac! And I am definitely a girly!

9 Aug, 2009

 

eehhhh hold on there missssiiii I am a man I tell ye a man honest I even checked!

9 Aug, 2009

 

I'm not saying - though there are giveaways - I'm just a human being, two arms, two legs, half a brain, cross dresser, like motorbikes, bit of lippy - does that help?

9 Aug, 2009

 

Immensely ;-))))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Hello Mac, Where've you been hiding?

9 Aug, 2009

 

I didn't mean YOU were a girl Mac!!! LMAO!
Bamboo, definitely a guy then!!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Oh! You werent there when I started typing, Digger!

9 Aug, 2009

 

I should be called bindweed or comfrey because I get everywhere and pop up when you least expect it Lol

9 Aug, 2009

 

hi Ian

I been golfing all week I will disappear of radar on thursday again as I am driving down to Torquay, Friday to Monday all alone as well its a long drive!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Which way will you come? I'm not sure where you are

9 Aug, 2009

 

That would suit you Digger, burt youre not pretty enough to be bindweed!
At least you're letting us know this time mac! Thought I'd scared you off in out "battle of the sexes" debate! Lol!
;~)D

9 Aug, 2009

 

I'm totally confused with the lot of you! (it doesn't take much) You didn't really think I was a girly did you?

9 Aug, 2009

 

Now don't you start Lily, we've only just sorted Mac out and that needed the help of a sphi.... phsy.... shrink Lol

9 Aug, 2009

 

And that was just for you, Digger!!
Lily! Now you're confusing me!!!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Why aren't you all out doing your gardens on this lovely sunny day. My excuse: I'm having a rest after having grandchildren overnight before I go off to see AndrewR's Open Garden Just got to have a shave first !

9 Aug, 2009

 

I'm popping in& out! Trying to take it easy, back hurts! Was digging last night & hit a b*****Y big lump of concrete!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Lily2 are you a boy?

x x x

noooo I knew I was right just checked you about me page
doh

x x x

9 Aug, 2009

 

Hee hee! I had to do that too Jen!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Got you wondering though didn't it Mookins and MP! I've still got to go and have a shave though lol. I forgot I amended my profile the other day to mention 'husband' after Ian asked if I meant I was on my third garden or husband !! Who'd want more than one?? - husband that is :o(((

9 Aug, 2009

 

No comment on that one Lily!
Fluff, you haven't been paying attention, have you?? Poor OB! LMAO!
And this is your blog too! Hee Hee! :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Im only just coping with the one Ive got Lily2

x x x

9 Aug, 2009

 

Hey .......... I was only asking, It wasn't very clear thats all Lol :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

No I haven't been paying attention...I'm confused again Madperth...whose OB? :~/

9 Aug, 2009

 

Yeah Hatter, OB's not on this blog Whats goin on?

9 Aug, 2009

 

Yep, it's Oddbillie!

9 Aug, 2009

 

I changed my comment after having a look Lol :~)))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Cheating again Digger! Fluff was commenting on OB's blog & called him a girl!

9 Aug, 2009

 

LMAO :~)))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Blimey! It's just taken me ages to navigate around & find out what you 2 are talking about! I'm not used to guys who drink vodka & coke but I'm very impressed! I have apologised to the poor man.
My only excuse is that I've been on a diet for 4 weeks & have cut the booze down to Sat nights only...so you can see all those arguments about drink being bad for you as it addles the brain must be wrong...I'm still getting confused!

Or maybe it's because last night was Sat night?!! :~/

9 Aug, 2009

 

i get confused with couples that both come on here, have to stop and think which one is on at the time, get use to it after a while

9 Aug, 2009

 

Its easier just to be confused all the time, then nobody comments when you get things wrong :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

thats so true ian, no-one says anything to me at work cause they know what im like, just all laugh when i get like that lol

9 Aug, 2009

 

Lol, I just say :~))~~ (that, apparently is a raspberry ! ! !)

9 Aug, 2009

 

Guess I'm in good company then!

9 Aug, 2009

 

he he , think my prob is im bad with my earing so that doesnt help, im always getting things wrong what people say to me , standing joke now :o)

9 Aug, 2009

 

Mookins, just wait until you've had him cluttering the place up for 40 years like I have AND he keeps borrowing my razor to shave his legs ! ! :o(((

9 Aug, 2009

 

Lily2, you're bad!
Never mind San, they seem to think I'm nuts at my work! Cant think why!! They also think I'm really sarcastic, so if Im asked an awkward personal question, I can tell the truth & they just laugh & call me a sarky B****!
Ah well!
Fluff, I'm only teasing cos I find it muddling too! You are DEFINITELY in good company!

9 Aug, 2009

 

This blog started out ok but its like two drunks talking at the bar, The further down you get the less sense it makes ..............I'm not complaining, it's just like a normal night out for me
+...+
..^..
|__| hic

9 Aug, 2009

 

Or even a normal night in?????????

9 Aug, 2009

 

And what's normal????

9 Aug, 2009

 

Haven'y a clue, Fluff! Dont do normal!!

9 Aug, 2009

 

A normal night in for me is sitting here talking to my bestest buddies.............. I really don't get out often enough Lol :~)))))

9 Aug, 2009

 

You're right Ian, you're confused, I'm confused, Fluff is really confused, it sounds like we're all confused but that's what it's all about, confused .com so no wonder we're all confused about being confused. Maybe even Mookins is confused and is really a man..........would a man REALLY call himself Mookins?? He might do if he really wanted to confuse us!..........Oh I'm going for a lie down it's all just too c*******g.....

9 Aug, 2009

 

LMAO Lily!
:~D

9 Aug, 2009

 

RATFLMAO ............ :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

What??????????????

9 Aug, 2009

 

RATFLMAO
Rolling Around The Floor Laughing My A** Off

9 Aug, 2009

 

Good One!

9 Aug, 2009

 

:~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

FOMCIPOM.................:~) )

9 Aug, 2009

 

Errrrrrrr you got me on that one?

9 Aug, 2009

 

Well you started it...:0)

9 Aug, 2009

 

DuRRRRRRRR! Forgot to hit submit!
Ciome on Fluff.......What is it??????????

9 Aug, 2009

 

Fell off my chair in paroxysms of mirth...

9 Aug, 2009

 

Thats brill. Fluff........ PMSL :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Ha ha ha! REALLY good Fluff!!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Digger, that is no surprise!!!

9 Aug, 2009

 

Ooh er missus...just worked that one out! Need a nappy??!

9 Aug, 2009

 

:~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

Only when I'm on GoY :~))

9 Aug, 2009

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!

9 Aug, 2009

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