Gnorm the Gnome in his garden

Brought a smile to me Gillain.

Relieved to be home, is he?

Think he likes it better in the garden

the jet setter at home again he probably needs new boots lol

Did he bring back any souvenirs from his travels ?

Just a few rocks! Oh wait a minute, that was me.

Theres one in the newspaper today , I thought for a moment it was him . he was kidnapped and taken round the world by the gnomenappers , he has arrived back in England at the home of his owners with a photo album of him in all the places he has visited on his travells .
He had been gone for several months

This has become quite a trend, that's why Gnorm lives in my back garden where he's safer.