Aaar, it must be time for bed.

What a life ...
When is it time for them to hibernate Gee?

Depending on the weather, probably early October. Little 'Un is still not heavy enough so he will live indoors while the girls have their sleep.

Bless how cute.......

I could do with that life.

Me too Clarice .... sleep all winter and then have Gee to wake me up in Spring with a nice bath and food, lol.
Gee: Is the little one a baby of one of the others? Will he stay awake all winter?
I want one!

Josie is lovely Gee. If you need a bath Dawn.

Ok Toto, but what about the food!

Who needs food?

Ha ha, oysters would be nice. I would imagine you get bathed regularly by your nurse.

That's true but I'm on my own and he keeps telling me that it is purifying to have my head held under the water for minutes at a time. I can only assume that he is right.

Oh dear, I think you need a new nurse :-)

Possibly. He has always treated me well cause he keeps telling me that but if he eventually moves on perhaps they will give me another one. Are you available Dawn? You need to be qualified in looking after idiots.

Yes, I sound like an ideal candidate. When do the interviews take place.

You'll need to arrange interview with a nice nurse at Runwell. You shouldn't have any trouble getting the job as there are not too many people that want to work with the local nutters of which I'm one.

OK, I'll go to Ann Summers tomorrow and get a uniform.
You will have to promise though, that if I get the job, you'll be a very good boy.

I dont know you go away for a few days ..and whats all this Toto being nice to ladies I dont believe it ..lovely shot of your tortoise Gee perfect for my Victor Meldrew moment !

I'll reply now I've stopped laughing at the above comments :)

No, Dawn, Little 'Un is unrelated to the other two (who are both elderly females). He will stay awake all winter with the run of my dining room (!) and the option to use a heat lamp when he feels the need. The girls will come in from hibernation just after Christmas to join him until Spring arrives.

I don't think that the uniform you get from Ann Summers will ecourage me to be good but I'll do my best.
Sorry Bonkers but I think I've pulled!

Victor Meldrew moment 2 ! Ha ha

Sorry Gee..but now got this image of Toto emerging from his shed looking like Josie esp after Dawns nursing skills ..lol

I'll let you know how I get on Bonkers.

Well, when I told the Assistant in Ann Summers that I couldnt see my size in the nurse's uniform, she suggested I visit a camping shop, which I thought was a bit unkind. Looks like I wont be able to apply for the job now Toto.

That was very unkind and I'm sure untrue Dawn. Anyway those uniforms from Ann Summers should be a little skimpy.
I suppose I'll just have to put up with the nice nurse but he won't be the same I'm sure.
Bonkers, I've been blown out again.

aye Toto,stick with the men.Have no idea what your nice male nurse wears and before you ask the answers no LOL

It didn't cross my mind.

Toto: You seem very knowledgeable on the Ann S's attire.
Does skimpy mean tight - OK then I may be able to squeeze into one as I believe the lycra can give a little - what do you think, black or white?

Please don't continue you tease. I've had enough cold showers for one week.

Oh dear .... do you have a shower in the shed?

Not yet but at this rate I'll need to install one.

Lets go the whole hog and have a Jacuzzi!

Sounds great.
Don't tell the wife.

OK, she'll never notice .... maybe!