Well...you did ask!

That Absolute will do nicely.......

Hee hee hee.....well done Fluff.....they look suspiciously empty though....or is it just my eyes?

Absolutely nicely hmmm? Notice they are all empty!! :o(

We must have posted at the same time......So they are empty.....tsk tsk....that's no good....Can you return the beer and buy Vodka?

Well I had to taste each different type Gilli...& apparently the last one out of the bottle is the best one!!

Hmmm...don't think that would go down too well!!

Hee hee hee...I have heard that about tasting Vodka....Don't worry, hubby will never notice his stash has disappeared....trust me!!! {:o>

I nearly got a hernia lumping that lot upstairs...you seriously don't think I'm going to bring them all down again?? Have you noticed there's never a deal on that good for vodka?!

Well, invite Ian over.....he'll be happy to help I'm sure.....LOL.
They never have a good deal on over here either......it must be a russian plot!!!

Or a Polish one! Hang on....think that's Ian at the door now...!!

Stand back when you open the door then. There'll be nothing but a puff of dust as he speeds for the beer. LOL

Oh dear Gilli...I've just looked on the 'latest garden photos' page & the last 2 are mine of beer & vodka! I'm gonna get told off now. Looks like my garden is a brewery/distillery!

Ha ha ha ha....That's funny Fluff.....have no fear....just say that this is the harvest from the hops and grain you grew in your garden. :oD

Nice one Gilli...nice one! Bumper crop then!!

It was a VERY big bumper crop year Fluff.

FOUND IT!!!

Heaven
VODKA heaven
And my heart beats
So that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find
The happiness I seek
When we're out together
Drinking glass to cheek....

Not quite the Fred Astaire version but...

Voddie.....Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Scuse me.... hic ... Buuuuuurp id ther heny mor beer?

NOooooo Ian....you didn't drink it ALL did you??? Bad boy!!

Ish washant m hic m hic BUUUUURP me!

Wasn't you hey? Then why is there an empty beer can in your back pocket and one in your hand?

Coz he couldn't find the bin Gilli!!

IT'S BEHIND THE OTHER BOXES OF LAGER SON!!!

Ohhh my head! Chees Dan but don't shout please oh and those other boxes? There empty :~\

Noooooooooooooooooooo....where's all the Fosters gone?? And what's that inert heap at the bottom of the stairs? Is it Digger?? Oh no...it's hubby...HE drank all the beer...hey hey in his dreams!!

Glad you like the voddie Dan...I love collecting the bottles...almost as much as I like emptying them!!

Vodka is grand when you've one in each hand
If you reach for 2 more you'll end up on the floor!
You can have it with Coke or mix it with juice
Or swallow it straight...you don't need an excuse!
My mother will tell me it's not good for my health
And buying in bulk will impact on my wealth.
But I rarely dine out, don't gamble or smoke,
Avoid pricey shops & end up flat broke,
Instead I prefer to swig vodka & ice
Which Dan will agree is really quite nice! ;o)

Lol very good Fluff! :~))

Wow! What a great verse Fluff! And about my favourite drink too -0 BRILLIANT!

Bring on the voddie......

Thanks OB...not that I was fishing for a compliment or owt!!!

LoL!!

A night on the voddie and then see how your rhyme is.......actually, a night on the voddie and I wouldn't care!!! :0))-

The meaning would still be there but the spelling & scanning not quite the ticket I suspect...!!

LOL :o))) Fluff.

Hi Carol!

Mines a '---------' Fluff

With ice?!

yes please and a slice

NO.....just MORE vodka!!!!

Now OB...you must take it easy...work tomorrow!

Dilute it Dan, with vodka!!!!!

And I thought I was the lush!

You are lush, Fluff! but no A lush. Lol

Aw...you sweet talker you...where's Madperth when you need her to take the proverbial??l!!!!