Thank you Tetrach for the Crocosmia plants.

a box of paper??

Lol, same thought I had Sticki but didn't want to say :)

Ha Ha very funny you two, it happens to be, mmm can't spell it now,Tet will tell us,

an envelope??

cos something, star of the night, look Sticki stop giving me a hard time,your trying to wind me up

cos-mopolitan??

im sure its lovely really!!

its no cos-mopolitan at all,

I've got it I've got, and I aint telling you,

but i found a little hint!! how lovely, they will brighten up the garden!!

???? confused.com

yorkshire changed the title crissue ~ it just said something about a parcel from tet before.

Lol,Yorkshire..I was going to say Cos lettuce !Lol.

I wonder how many packages have been posted by Goyers in all it's years!!!
How exciting Mrs Yorkie!

Quite a few lulu, in fact I think GoY is keeping the post office going!!

I think you're right there....:)))

:-)

Ha Ha, mad the lot of you, cos lettuce, your as daft as the rest of them bloomer, Lol, for the life of me I could not remember the name of the plants,

Im just glad Im not the only one that happens to ~ especially when under pressure!!

I just drew a blank Sticki, where is Tet by the way,

It would have been ok with your tomato's Val..:o))))))

bristol?

sorry, couldnt resist ~ at home as far as i know ~ maybe busy in her garden?

you two are becoming right little jokers are'nt you,

We must both be in a Tuesday mood,Val :o))

tuesday is day off!!! maybe thats it!!!
afternoon bloomer!!

goodness knows what wednesday will do to you both, what's weather like over the hill then, drizzle all day here and COLD

Oh G-d she has popped up again I see,

who Tet? or is she still missing?
its been pouring down here today

i have to go to work tomorrow morning ~ that should give you a bit of peace!!!

peace what a lovely word, music to my ears,and no I did'nt mean Tet I meant you,

oh well you can have peace for wednesday thursday and friday morning ~ they are stickitoffee free mornings!!!

lol....;)))) saying nuffin...;

i dont think we dare do we crissue?

something for you to look forward to yorkshire ~ no sticki tomorrow morning or the two after that!!

well I have reported you to Tetrach, you won't like that will you,

what will tetrarch do??

she will severley reprimand you for starters, and then beat you up.

yorkshire you will be in trouble now ~ from tet!!!

TETRARCH ~ WHERE ARE YOU?

your name is being taken in vain!!!

Oh no your in trouble, I sent her a PM and she is after your blood now for bullying her dear friend Yorkshire, and I told her I asked you where she was and you said Bristol, da da da da,I'm Tets little pet.

YER TET WHERE ARE YOU< STICKI IS TAKING YOUR NAME IN VAIN,

I shall trust tet to sort it out ~ she is good at that sort of thing!!!

she knows we are fighting I told her,

actually last i heard she was on pamg's blog ~ but its all in rhyme and i cant keep up!!

me niether,

we are far to intelligent for that,

telling her we were fighting was maybe not the best idea ~ she will probably put the cold hose on us or throw a bucket of cold water over both of us.

you might be ~ im not ~ actually i thought you would be good at it.

no useless,

I would rather sit here and fight with you,

well that says it all!!
tet will be leaving us to it then!

im watching come dine with me ~ as well as blogging to you and allegedly making the tea!!

guess what I have to watch tonight, FOOTBALL, Leeds are playing on telly, you know Tet would'nt care less if we were beating each other up would she,

it really wasnt the same when you were not on here ~ you were away on your holiday and tet was away the same time ~ was that arranged??

i dont watch boring football ~ i shall be on here instead!!!

Now whatever is all this chaos??? I leave you alone for 24 hours and its world war 3!
You should be ashamed the pair of you. Sticki go get long-suffering OH's tea and Yorkie, throw me one of Ralphiebaby's cornish pasties there's a luv. Been working hard in the garden and its wet and cold. Got a nice hot cuppa and nowt to go with it.
Now Im really being kind, no cold hosepipes...its too miserable for that, just kiss and make up you two!

no we did'nt plan to be away the same time, glad you missed me though, shall we kiss and make up, you can be my bestest friend now, your the bestest friend in the whole wide world. you feeling sick yet

dont like doing kissing.

we have kissed and made up, its all your fault Tet for leaving us alone for 24 hours, now Sticki is my bestest friend and I have given her one of ralphies pasties, there

Ive also been having a poetic dual with Flori..challenging work..her poems are sooo long and complex, full of extenuating circumstances (I think thats "long words" to you and me!) whereas mine are short and somewhat racy. Never mind..

im making the tea.
yorkie can have some if she wants and so can tet but im not doing any kissing.

Oh for god sake, I just told Tet we have kissed and made up then you pop up and say, I don't like kissing, just can't win with you, its easier to fight with you than to try and be friends, TETRACH we have fallen out again

Now Yorkie, how could you say that! If thats what you get up to in 24 hours you NEED me! And I need a pastie..just threw teddy out of the pram and you know what that means....

we don't want to kiss you . you ole misery, me and Stick can't do Rhymes, rather beat each other up.

o.k. you can have a pastie, ole misery who don't like kissing can't have one,

I'm off its BEER time, yipee,

beer on the naughty step.

just on my 2nd,

second naughty step? ~ you wore the first one out??

Bonkers, I'm off to look at pamg's blog!

dont you want to stay lulu??

hi yorkie ~ Im back!!! peace and quiet ended ~ but it is 2.50 ~ you must have had extra time off for good behaviour???

Oh my gawd where have you popped up from,

out of nowhere!!

obviously, thought I was having three days of peace and quiet, whats gone wrong,

not three days ~ you should be so lucky ~ i said 3 mornings!!!

trust me to get it wrong

Oye Mrs, we have been to B&Q, no we have'nt I waited in the car, we went to comet,

what a nasty shock for you!!! thinking you had 3 whole days peace!!

did you buy anything? in b and q ~ oh, do i mean comet? do you know where you went?

I couldn't find the poem blog!!
Do you ladies want to read what I thought was one of the funniest modern renditions of The Lord's Prayer, it made me fall over laughing!!!

went to buy a new telly, its like a mine field out there, bought a hoover for upstairs,

yes please lulu

us ladies are game for anything Lou, hey Stick watch this space Lou has joined us,

dont get them muddled up yorkie or you will be pushing the tv round while watching the hoover.

will be fun then

im not sure we should find pam's blog for her.

got the hoover as we have a Sebo hoover and I can't carry it upstairs so Ralph thought it a good idea to have another hoover stored in the airing cupboard to make things easier for me, how kind is that, we still have not picked the new telly

very kind, i used to have that cos we have horrible and not very safe stairs; the hoover was a dyson and was incredibly heavy.
guess what ~ they both broke!!!
so now i have a cheaper lighter one that does both.

I used to have a dyson, far to heavy, any way where you been this morning by the way,

Are you sitting comfortably?

'The Rioters Prayer'

Our Father
Who art in prison
Mum doesn't know his name.
The Rioters come
Read it in 'The Sun'
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our Giro check
And forgive us our looting
As we are happy to loot those who defend stuff aginst us.
Lead us not into employment,
But deliver free housing.
For thine is The Reebok, The Burberry and Bacardi.
For ever and ever, Innit!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Oh Lou, I can't stop laughing, that is brilliant, will have to copy that out and pass it on,

It's brill innit!
Someone posted it to fb. I loved it so much I wrote it down!
Glad it gave you a giggle x

thats really naughty but it made me laugh so much!!

wish i could write stuff like that.

Me too. I once wrote a nicer version, a polite one about
Our Mother, Who art Heaven...........can't remember the rest, it's downstairs somewhere!!

can you find it?

Maybe!! I'm shy!

not that shy.
dont worry if you would rather not.

shy, you, thats made me laugh even more

I wondered who would get there first!!

Love your poem Lulu, Clever you, its brilliant!!.. You should become a poet. :o))

Love your poem Lulu, Clever you, its brilliant!!.. You should become a poet. :o))

wish I had written it Lin, it was sent to me!! I used to be a poet, but no more!

What made you give it up Lulu?