Halequin Ladybird for Milky.

Blimey, looks like Prince Charles's spitting image puppet!

Please don't insult the Ladybird Wagger, even if it is one of the bad guys it doesn't deserve that.

Horrible creatures! Do we report their presence before or after we squish them? lol.

Ha ...I thought you had hanky panky going on in the garden for a minute Toto...Apparently not a nice one.....not that I have seen many anyway this year yet, but I will squidge any of these that I do see......"keep our insects British".............

Judging by pic Toto they dont waste any time multiplying ..

wasnt looking at the head toto, lol

Doing what comes naturally I guess!
What do they do that is so bad?

It's just that it may outcompete our native species - so widespread that it's too late to do anything about it now, we'll just have to wait and watch.

Not only that Wagger. They apparently manage to eat our native Ladybirds.
I new I could count on you Milky.
Dawn, they are the devil incarnate. Apart from that they are not nice.

Have not seen any here in Yorkshire YET !

I've not seen any here in Essex either Bonkers but I think that Milky has the right idea if they do turn up. Mind Milky's first line of defence is, always attack. You know what she's like. Sp must be an extremely brave man.

I'll be squidging too if I see them, nasty devils attacking our lovely ladybirds. Where is M anyway?

Don't worry about her Dawn. She can't stand the pace.

I would guess she's watering her pots, bless ....

Possibly Dawn. More likely hiding from the onslaught of superior male intellect.

Doubt it somehow Toto - errrr and excuse me, remember I'm female too, lol.

I had noticed Dawn but like Milky you have the beauty but you must admit when it comes down to it, you just can't compete.

Oooh!!! Dawn - that was a bit off - you tell him!

So there's another ganging up.

Well - can you blame us?? lol.

I just think it's unfair to pick on one defenceless male.

Aye Toto looks like hes got the hump doesnt it ?

Thanks Bonkers. See what you mean.

Toto: I would just throw the towel in right now, you just cannot compete with us ladies on this site, you are totally out numbered, you may have BB, but I'm afraid its not enough. lol

Dont forget Toto........we know where you are!!!!!!............I shall tell them all.........

I'm sure Bonkers is a match for a good number of you Dawn. You wouldn't do that really, would you Milky?

Where is he Milky tell me, l wont tell any one promise.

I can't say but she's probably hiding. Might have plenty to say but when the chips are down she disappears.

You never know Toto, you may go to your shed one day and we'll be in there waiting for you!

Promises, promises.

Threats, threats!! lol.

I know what you mean Spritz. From a mans point of view, can you tink of anything better than two beautiful women turning up in you shed looking for mischief?

Who said it was only two, Toto??

The more the merrier. At least I could die happy.

Aaaahhh - we won't let that happen, Toto! We can't do without you on GOY...;-)

I'm sure that isn't true Spritz but a you probably haven't read my pm to you, could you please have a quick look and let me know your answer. There are also Phlomis Russelliana seeds if your interested. Answers on a postcard please.

OK. Now it is! Back soon. :-)

It just goes to show Toto .... you think you males are the superior race and here you are asking Spritz for answers to your question, ha ha. and I thought men thought they knew everything, lol.

But you don't know the question do you?

True !?

I am not sure which is which...the one on the bottom has an big odd head and the one on top has a small head..do tell which is which..
and Toto... Expecting these fine women to come to your shed for hanky panky...?.....LOL...

Thanks Cat. Glad your back on the scene, you have been missed. You too are invited to my shed after all it's only harmless dreams on my part.

There was me thinking you were hen pecked too tut tut tut :O

Henpecked? Me?
I'm the governor in my house Morgana.

The governor of what, precisely?? The mind boggles......

Sorry Governor, LMAO . lol Spritz my thoughts exactly he he he

I don't see anything to laugh about. I am master of all I survey.

lol Master Toto you are so funny, Are you a land surveyer then ?

You'd be surprised what I survey from the asylum window.

I gather your home is the asylum then. As a chap said the asylum (world) is being run by the lunitics .

I have a special position there Morgana.

Do you now Toto and what position is that he he he

I'll not be going to your shed in any dreams Mr. Toto...I am only going to the shed of a certain GOY member that I am quite taken with....and whom I am on web cam with at this instant!..Goodness such talk right in front of him...!

Morgana...you are very brave to ask our poor Toto what position he has...lol....I like brave people..shall we be friends then? :) =^..^= ~Cat

Great to hear from you Cat. I wish you well with your choice of shed companion. I'm sure he must be a great fellow. I'm also sure that you and Morgana should become good friends.
As far as positions are concerned Morgana; I'll leave that to your imagination Morgana.

We shall Cat , as now Toto is calling me a ratbag, which I honestly thought I was Morgana, the welsh witch, on another garden site, I am flying on my broomstick, around it. As for positition Toto my imagination tell s me you are another nurse Braket in male form,from out of one who flew over the cuckoo s nest. other than that its misionary.

LOL..oh I do love your style sister witch..cackle....shall we keep this one in his cuckoo's nest...so all will be safe?

Yes sister witch I think we should. he he

So that's how it is. Ganging up eh!

Who us we would nt gang would we Cat. you have missed my message on Milky s picture of Ray sleeping

I won't miss it for long as I'm just going to my home page.

LMAO

I have now added my expert opinion.

No you got the wrong one, the one about the pond zzzzzzzzzzzz you have missed the best

Ok I'll try again.

All I have to say is, you guys are having way too darn much fun on this post....lol. Not laughed so hard in a while.

Please continue laughing even if it is at a lot of silly old farts. It's good for you.

Speak for your self Toto, We are not old farts, more like splenders in the grass, amongst the beauty of nature, butterflys and ladybirds, ar nt we girls. but you are right laughing is good for you exercises all the muscles in the body.

I was speaking for myself Morgana. It's a compliment in my case.

Oh my Morgana...., I just love your dreamy descriptions ! If I'm not careul, I just might start to feel special....! BTW, would you be up for tutoring my husband...?....;-)

I appologise then Toto, I would not class you as an old fart , Of course your special Flcrazy, and of course I would Flcrazy sent him to me straight away .

Hubby's really going to need alot of work Morgana... So don't be too gentle with him...lol.

I can see Milky has not circulated my email to you she must of missed you out, also I can see you have not read my comments on Milky s sleeping proof photo. you would then see I will not be gentle with him nor the other photo of him sleeping zzzzzzzzz

Oh dear! another recruit for the anti male brigade.

He he Toto,

Lol...., I'm all ears Morgana !

Is there no justice?

Nope there certainly isnt Toto he he.
Flcrazy look at the female he admires also looks up to what ever she is like, in her real life personality, thats what you become like. If its a personality on tv or film star, they are always attention seekers, and selfish, and think of number one, so thats what you do. Never pull who he admires down, as he will take it your jealous and you feel inferior to her.

Think I lost the plot somewhere Morgana. I like real people, not the self important egoists that you seem to be referring to.

Lol lol lol Toto its Flcrazy s husband we are on about not you lMAO fits of giggles now I m in

Oh good! Thought the pills weren't working for a while.

By any chance are you haveing your chill pill lol :)

Something like that.

So its medication time.ha ha ha

Too much truth in what you say Morgana.

Toto did you get your name from the group who sang about africa

No, didn't even think of that. It,s an anagram of Otto, my brothers dog.

Ahrr that is wonderful have you got a picture of him/her

I'll give it a try Morgana, sounds like fun ! Hubby's fav. tv actress is a Bit**, so I just might be able to pull this one off with little effort involved...lol

Good for you I got this advise of the net some time ago have a guess who it was from a woman no a man he he, how to keep your man treat him as he is your friend not as your son ,these were his top tips , as a friend was having trouble with her boy friend, so I let her on the net and we come up with this.

I'll keep you posted on my progress....hehehe ! This should be fun !

Good luck will be looking out for you post he he

I posted a pic of him ages ago Morgana but can't find it now so will post another.

Thank you Toto