Merry Christmas

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I thought as it’s almost upon us again, I would share a few christmas jokes with you, all of which are available on the internet,{perhaps some of them should have been left there, you decide.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school———- the elfabet.
What does Santa like to do in the garden—— hoe hoe hoe.
What do Santa’s elves drive, -—— minivans.
What is Claustrophobia, -— fear of Santa Clause.
What breakfast cereal does Frosty the snowman eat, --snowflakes.
What do you call a cat sitting on a beach on Christmas eve, -- sandy claws.
Where does a snowman hide his money, -— in the snowbank.
What kind of motor cycle does Santa drive, -- a holly davidson.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa, —Saint Nickel-less.
What is a parents favourite carol, -- silent night.
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas, -- they don’t wantto give away their presence.
What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations, —tinselitis.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas, -—- ’’it’s Christmas, Eve, ‘’.
Why is Santa so jolly, - because he knows where all the naughty girls live !.
What kind of candle burns longer? red or green, -— neither, they all burn shorter.
What do you call ’’ Frosty the snowman in may’’, a puddle.
I hope you like them, a merry Christmas, and a very happy, healthy, and prosperous new year to everyone, Derek

• 12 Dec, 2015
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