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Hedge Cutting Blues

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I am getting quite a reputation around here for jumping out on able-bodied men as they pass my front garden. “What at your age?” you ask. Now then, turn off your gossip antenna, please: it is not quite what you might think.

Last year, I purchased a hedge trimmer (a very good make), and having decided that I did not fancy the idea of a trailing electric cable, I bought one with a rechargeable battery despite it being rather heavy. Now the weight I can cope with, but over time, it seems to me that the battery is getting more and more difficult to remove for recharge.Given that the arthritis in my hands is getting worse and I am losing strength therein, I am now dependent on someone else to help me to do this.

So, I am very glad when the window cleaner calls, or the man who washes the wheelie bin, or he who does the other odd jobs which I can no longer do. Now, Because I can still bash in a few nails and do digging, hoeing etc., these nice gentlemen do not come very often, but the hedge does need cutting quite often in the summer:thus, I am forced to lie in wait for the neighbours who I know quite well and sometimes those I hardly know at all. These latter can be quite disturbed to be accosted by this dishevelled woman waving an instrument which closely resembles something out of a horror movie.

Needs must, so perhaps, annoyingly and disappointingly, I shall have to do a swap with someone who has a trailing cable and would not mind wrestling with a difficult, detachable, rechargeable,battery every summer.

Managed to catch next door’s builder before lunch, so am off to punish the privet and castigate the ceanothus.

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What a pity the battery on the trimmer is so difficult to remove...

.. but what a great way to meet lots of muscular, strong men ;o)

Nice pic of the pussycat :o)

7 Aug, 2010

 

Agree with TT

7 Aug, 2010

 

Amusing blog, can't improve on TT's comment.

7 Aug, 2010

 

Think your hedge looks fab, good job done there :0)

7 Aug, 2010

 

Thanks for your comment Terratoonie, you have made me blush at the thought. Thanks also for you comments on the further Wisley photos. I so love that place. Yes, the pussycat always helps me when I am gardening, but on this occasion, she is looking a bit self-satisfied I think as she has just chased off the ginger tom from across the road. He is terrified of her as she is twice his size.
Thanks also to Cinderella and Heron, for joining in.

7 Aug, 2010

 

Thanks Grandmage. My neighbour thinks that I should bow to convenience and have a wall put up instead, but with half the front garden being paved, that would be too unwelcoming, I think.

7 Aug, 2010

 

Quite agree Felinfan, there's nothing like a well kept hedge. Privet is always the best though I've seen all sorts used. For those who have the space I think Rosa Ragosa is a cracker, Burberis too. I know someone with a Honysuckle though it's not the usual variety. Privet isn't as hardy as some think, I know of two that were killed last winter though they came up from the root again. For me Privet evokes memories of childhood as we lived next door to someone who let theirs grow wild and it's flowers had the most wonderful scent. A few weeks ago I was sitting at an open air cafe close to an overgrown Privet, it smelt better tham my Caperchino.

8 Aug, 2010

 

Felinf, keep the hedge it looks really smart and bet it's home to many an insect!

8 Aug, 2010

 

Thanks Heron and Grandmage. Yes, I shall keep the privet. In the Spring it was full of Ladybirds big and small, so they obviously like it. Unfortunately, so do the midges and I usually acquire bites which last for days if I cut too late in the afternoon.
The hedge does not seem to have suffered too badly in the winter, but the problem I do have is with the local "youf" who don't like me much because I have had to complain about their nearby tree vandalism. Their response is to accidentally on purpose ride into my hedge on their bicycles, leaving a compressed portion which takes ages to grow back. A few weeks ago they watered it with the remains of a can of coke or similar which turned the leaves brown in a line along the top.
I have no illusions about what they might do if they had the chance as they have already killed two Rowan saplings on the green by systematically stripping the bark off from top to bottom. They want to kill them because the Council planted them to stop them from playing football there instead of in the park which is about 200 yards away. There is only one of them who actually lives here and brings all the others. There were 18 teenagers dissipating their hormones all over the green one evening recently. Believe it or not, the worst are the girls!
The police are beginning to take notice, but they still find small things to do which they know can be put down to accidents. Never mind, perhaps I should stand outside and wave my hedge trimmer chanting the music from a horror movie!

8 Aug, 2010

 

I can see you now, 'the chain saw massacre!' Rotten kids, they need something else to do, they are 'bored'. Why do they love destruction? I feel for you but carry on doing what your doing !

8 Aug, 2010

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