More Cat Nonsense
By lily2
58 comments
By popular demand, well, 3 requests……..
The Lazy Housewife’s Guide to Bathing the Cat (and completing two jobs in one go)
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and add 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while moving slowly in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly. Either sit or stand on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet: your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the pre-wash “Power-wash” and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The cat and the toilet are now both clean.
With best wishes
THE DOG.
I apologise for the lack of photos in this blog but I have not personally tested this method!
I hope this does not offend anyone – I am the biggest cat lover EVER!
- 21 Sep, 2009
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Comments
Lol Lily do you get those ads at top of your blog ? I have one advertising as a blocked toilet expert not sure they had this in mind ...
21 Sep, 2009
Good one Lily!! Love it!
I suggested to Morrissey that we try it out while I took photos & he said only if the dog watches from inside a switched on tumble dryer...;o)
21 Sep, 2009
LOL Fluff, love it!!
LOL to you to Bb. There's no ads there at the moment. I do get ads although I never usually take any notice of what they are but yes, maybe anybody tempted to try this ought to take a note of the number!
21 Sep, 2009
Think this would only work with lady cats .. us Toms always leave the lid up ..
21 Sep, 2009
I used to have a Tom cat that actually used the toilet ...he left the lid up as well !! lol
21 Sep, 2009
I have to admit...Morrissey occasionally pees in the bath...at the plughole...nothing to do with me...I reckon the husband taught him...Eeeow!
21 Sep, 2009
I have a picture in my mind Fluff !!! lol
21 Sep, 2009
I know...it's not good is it? Never trust a sailor I say...
21 Sep, 2009
LMAO !!
21 Sep, 2009
Nice one Bb, a sore point with us ladies!
Sue and Fluff, I've seen cats of mine using the toilet too and the bath...again aimed over the plughole! not sure about hubby.... lol :o(
21 Sep, 2009
They don't know the meaning of that word Lily...aim??? what's that???!!! Surely they just let fly!!
21 Sep, 2009
Cat's probably got a better aim Lily ! tee hee hee :-))
21 Sep, 2009
Even WORSE!! I remember one of my cats , but not hubby, using the plughole for something else (better not spell it out!)
21 Sep, 2009
Good job it wasn't hubby !!! LOL :-))
21 Sep, 2009
Oh Lol Sue.Never taught a cat to do that Fluff but fair play to hubby you seen the price of cat litter ? Not from Yorkshire is he ?
21 Sep, 2009
No he's not BB...but I've noticed he's a bit tight with the Littersan!!
21 Sep, 2009
What Fluff ... you've trained Hubby to use the litter tray ???? lol
21 Sep, 2009
Trained ours to whittle wood and fill their own trays with the shavings ...when we re out the parrot barks instructions lol
21 Sep, 2009
Oh yes Sue...the cats fight him for it!
21 Sep, 2009
More pictures in my mind ..... LOL :-))
21 Sep, 2009
Yes sorry...I'm always hoovering cat litter up!!
Gotta go to sleep...have a good night all.x
21 Sep, 2009
Night Fluff :-) x
21 Sep, 2009
LMAO! The mind pics are unreal! You wicked woman! LOL!
My neighbours parrot just barks!!
Night Fluff!
21 Sep, 2009
Oh dear me .... cat's whittling ...parrots barking ... and hubby's doing Lord knows what !!! lol :-))
21 Sep, 2009
My cat is sitting beside me, so could not possibly comment? he has big ears! and can read! -he's my 'Super cat'
21 Sep, 2009
Mine's snoring like a train Drc !! ;-))
21 Sep, 2009
My Guy wouldnt snore if he could! I just touched him and he is vibrating with purrs
21 Sep, 2009
Mine's sitting at my feet after eating my chips & having a fight!
21 Sep, 2009
Who had the fish?
21 Sep, 2009
That's another thing hubbys are good at Sue!
Lol Denise
Night? Fluff - I thought I was the only one on GoY who goes to bed early!
21 Sep, 2009
What Lily... snoring, fighting or eating chips ?? I'm confused ... lol ;-))
21 Sep, 2009
Ours are prowling trying to get under the large gaps in our doors one is scatching the furniture Mary the parrot is shouting pack it in .. then the adverts come on and she whistles and says she loving it ...apart from that very quiet here .
21 Sep, 2009
Nobody! I dont like chip shop fish! And I'm a student! Cant afford it!
dont have a hubby, but the cat snores!
21 Sep, 2009
Right there lily. When we moved from our second house (a semi) my neighbour said she would miss my husbands sneeezing (he still does it very loudly). It was only later that I wondered what else she had heard and was to polite to say?
21 Sep, 2009
LMAO, Denise!
Thankfully (??!!) my neighbours on either side are deaf!
21 Sep, 2009
I think I'm losing the plot here - past my bedtime and I can't keep up with you lot!
Snoring, Sue. It made sense at the time but all those others crept in first!
21 Sep, 2009
Won't say the obvious Marie !!! LOL ; -)))
21 Sep, 2009
The TROLL is gone!!
The obvious what??
21 Sep, 2009
LOL I can just imagine doing that :D
21 Sep, 2009
About both sets of neighbours being deaf !!! LOL ;-))
21 Sep, 2009
LOL! Handy that!
21 Sep, 2009
LMAO!!!
Another brilliant blog Lily.....can't stop laughing!!!
Why is it women moan when us men leave the lid up yet we have to accept it when they leave the lid down????
:0))
21 Sep, 2009
Oh My Lily I have just had topick meself up after reading that, What a hoot :o)))) I can imagine when the toilet seat is lifted Mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!
:o)))))))))))))
21 Sep, 2009
Dan, that is because we understand the hygiene aspect of putting the lid down before you flush to stop all those germs & s*** being flushed up into the air & all round the room!
21 Sep, 2009
I love cats but I like the old joke, A bloke called his cat 'Blacksmith' silly name really, but he called it that because when he kicked it up the a**e it made a bolt for the door.
21 Sep, 2009
Lily...... I'm surprised and somewhat shocked at this blog, but it is bloody hilarious though Lol ;~))
21 Sep, 2009
Is it what's called 'toilet humour' Ian? I blame my brother he sent it to me. It's green and economical too - never have to buy any more toilet brushes or Harpic! LOL. Oh no! this hasn't given you ideas about all those ones living next door has it? :o((((
Or even for those cracking new gates of yours Bob?? It took me a while, but it is 7am and then I had a jolly good laugh! No.7 might be a challenge for those photography skills of yours!
Glad it made you laugh Dan, I doubt you'd be able to use that method twice though!! Don't you men get it - lid down is correct, lid up is incorrect, because we say so! :o))
22 Sep, 2009
My oh my Lily.....you sound just like Ali!
I am allowed to do what I want anytime I want.......as long as the gravious one says I can!!!
22 Sep, 2009
LOL Dan. :o)
Hi Hywel, nearly missed you there. You'd never do this to Blodyn would you! Are you OK, you're still a bit quiet?
22 Sep, 2009
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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wow thats so clever , I love it
well done
x x x
22 Sep, 2009
LMAO Tears running down my face,GSOH:o)))))
22 Sep, 2009
I can't claim it's original Mookins and Swanky but then I'm not sure I want to!!
22 Sep, 2009
My ribs ache after all that and its only morning.
It reminded me of when the cat plays the double bass - well it looks as though it is until you see it is licking itself. My hubbie said "I wish could do that" I said "you'd better ask the cat first!"
Its getting out of hand - its all your fault Lily2
22 Sep, 2009
Not me Mad, it's all those others they're all mad...ooops....that really was inintentional Mad. I think this whole blog has gone mad.....time for a strong cuppa before they all come back!!
I've just reread what you've written....maybe you're as mad as they are Mad. Actually it was hilarious - well done!
22 Sep, 2009
At least theres more than one of us Mad! :~))
And did your hubby ask the cat???!
22 Sep, 2009
Hahahahaha...love Mad's comment!!! Well....did he?!
22 Sep, 2009
What if the cat said 'yes'!!! :o(((
22 Sep, 2009
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Tee hee hee Lily !!!! :-))))
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