Traiters
By 230338
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I have just been informed that my gnomes are planning an access tunnel to my lawn for a tortoise. My dear friend Elizabeth working undercover divulged there plans. I think Elizabeth viewed their antics from a stake out under my Rose Tree. However i am not going to take action at this point . I am not a rotter indeed just before turbo enters the tunnel i shall blow the blooming three of them up(LoL). Elizabeth will of course be given the outstanding reward of an oil lamp (No candles here) with new wick and the sole right to search my Lawn for jacks treasure. I will provide the shovels from deceased Pinky and Perky(please excuse the charcole handles) and the buckets. I hope my palace (shed) floor remains sound and my Silver jubilee isnt uprooted in the search. Have to conclude now as one of the dynamite sticks has dropped into my wellingtons and appears to be making a hissing sound. Take care all , enjoy Tony
30 Jul, 2011
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Hi stickitoffee Had to remove boots for shoes , and gardening wear for sporty wear today. My good lady and i went to a GC and enjoyed the break from chores. Havent had any contact from Elizabeth but she isnt under my Rose bush today at least i hope she is,nt i watered it this morning. Take care enjoy Tony
31 Jul, 2011
No! I'm here! Does anybody smell something burning? I can distinctly smell burning rubber? Sticki...have you left your Marigolds on the stove again?
31 Jul, 2011
Hi Elizabeth Its one of my boots size 10 broad fitting and i would like my dynamite back please. Take care Tony
31 Jul, 2011
Why am I all wet? How did the handles of those shovels get all charred? Ooops! What have I tripped over now! Ohh! Nice oil lamp! New wick too! Lucky I didn't fall on that lovely rose, 'Silver Jubilee', if I'm not mistaken!
31 Jul, 2011
No not here Libet, I cooked pasta not marigolds! Did you enjoy your shower under the roses?
31 Jul, 2011
I don't think I can buy wellies as singles, but if you tell me which foot it is I will freely give you one of my own wellies, size 6 narrow fitting, but printed with a very fetching tartan pattern. Wadd'ya think? Would this be acceptable?
31 Jul, 2011
Sticki...I'm soaking! But, you know, rose food tastes quite nice, at least it was better than the pizza we had anyway! Lol!
31 Jul, 2011
Perhaps Tony used tomorite, that may taste good?
Why was the pizza not good?
31 Jul, 2011
It had a foccacia base Sticki, and it was really gluey! Yuck! The bowl of honey nut cornflakes was much nicer! Yum! Nearly as good as tomorite!
31 Jul, 2011
Elizabeth i hope you havent damaged the lamp its one of jack sparrows latest models. You have my right wellington boot i beleive, it flew over the horizon after the big bang and took my sock with it. My sock has an hole in it. I have an identical one here but can not reach it on the tree outside my window. Does any one have a 36 foot ladder?. Take care enjoy Tony PS Size 6 by gum are you a gnome?.
31 Jul, 2011
HoHo! You're back! Nope, the lamp's intact, is more than be said of your sock!! Valerie will be furious! Socks don't grow on trees you know!...hold on...maybe you have special sock trees where you live! Lol! Sock-amores!! I do have a very long ladder here, but I'm not lending it to you...you'll only climb trees with it, and you might get hurt, and I would never forgive myself! Maybe if you ask nicely, the lovely Lucy would kindly climb up and get it back for you, although knowing her she'd probably curl up on it and go to sleep! By the way...who are you calling a gnome! Pinky and Perky will have the unions on to you!! Lol! Bye for now!!
P.S. Did I see that Kerrie got a gold medal in China?!
31 Jul, 2011
can you not send the sock back over the rainbow libet? ireland has rainbows doesnt ?
1 Aug, 2011
Lol! We only have crocks of gold at the end of our rainbows Sticki! Do you have socks at the end of yours? Are they all the single socks? Maybe one of them is Tony's!
1 Aug, 2011
Hi Elizabeth thankyou for blowing the plot on Pinkie and Perkys intentions, thankyou also to stickie for reminding me about your presence under my rose bush. Sorry Elizabeth that you got drenched. I tidied the Rose bush today and have your property safe in my shed. The James bond Binoculars, 3 shoes size6(same foot), lipstick(Blue), Blusher (waterproof),Cigar(blimey) and a half eaten Pizza(Blue cheese topping) are safe. Sorry some one has eaten the Pizza ( the scoundrel). Take care Elizabeth Tony
1 Aug, 2011
Stickie toffee Nice one , Over the rainbow and my beloved sock. Take care enjoy Tony
1 Aug, 2011
not that turbo been eating the pizza is it?
i have plenty of socks over here ~ all odd ones!!!
1 Aug, 2011
hi stickietoffee I have a sock on the tree out side but no ladders(LoL). Take care enjoy. Tony
1 Aug, 2011
hi tony i have a ladder but no tree!!
1 Aug, 2011
Elizabeth dont see kerrie a lot now but she is quite an athlete. Not surprized at china success. Take care enjoy Tony
1 Aug, 2011
Hi stickietoffee Good heavens you can have my tree and my sock on top of it if you wish . That way you could use your ladder(LoL).
1 Aug, 2011
She certainly is an incredible athlete! I think she must have been a fish in a former life!
1 Aug, 2011
every one i am exhausted. Take care nice people.
4 Aug, 2011
Lol new wellies on the shopping list then hehe.
4 Aug, 2011
Hi sixpence Wellies have to waite, still saving up for my socks damaged in explosion. Think Elizabeth has one of them. Hope all is well with your garden. Take care enjoy Tony
7 Aug, 2011
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I hope you have taken the boots off by now!!
is libet still under the rose bush??
31 Jul, 2011