Busy in the garden
By ian_digs_v2
44 comments
I just thought you might like to see what I’ve been upto in the last couple of days.
I’ve invented a rain machine,
AND planted Mrs. Digs Flowers.
I thought I might show you the hardest bit first, Mrs. Digs flowery things LOL
These are…..hold on while I read the labels.
Pieris, Forest Flame and Impatiens Double, Feista ole cherry
Now for the easy bit, I was sitting last night thinking of a problem that has bewitched mankind for thousands of years. Native American Indians danced for it, Australians painted pictures to encourage it (I think) and even as far back as the neandertals it has played a vital role in mans development, and last night I solved it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I INVENTED A RAIN MACHINE and I would like to let everyone here on GoY be the first to see it.
so without more ado,
I give to you,
The soon to be patented,
the most important invention of the 21st century.
The
Ian Digs Rain Machine.
Its great isn’t it?, do you think it will make me my fortune?
Actually its my hose trigger stuffed into the end of some tent/gazebo type poles so I don’t have to stand and hold it for ages when I’m not at my best.
I hope you’ll forgive my little bit of build up but I thought it might be fun.
It stands so high so it covers more area at a time and acts more like rain.
H & K’s to all………….Ian
- 29 Jun, 2009
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well i am disappointed i expected to see you in mid dance or some such :o)
good idea and as you say much easier than holding the trigger.
29 Jun, 2009
Seaburngirl, You REALLY don't want to see me dancing, now that would make it rain, well everyone tears of laughter would be raining down....LOL
29 Jun, 2009
Great Invention Ian looks like My Shower in Bathroom lol :)
29 Jun, 2009
That's good Ian. You could stand under it on a hot day :o)
29 Jun, 2009
A Shower in the Garden sounds Super Hywel :)
29 Jun, 2009
I would like to stand underneath your rain machine with my dogs and my budgie. We would all enjoy the shower :o)
Well done Ian.....Lol.
29 Jun, 2009
TT, Hywell, Jaque and everyone else your all welcome to come and stand under my outdoor shower any time you like,
You do understand it rains upside down here on planet digs?
H & K's to all............Ian
PS. I'll even 'invent' a smaller version for the smaller members of our respective families, dog sized and budgie friendly showers coming up......LOL
29 Jun, 2009
I tried something similar a few years ago Ian but Malik wouldn,t leave it alone, it was good fun for a while though,well done you.....
29 Jun, 2009
I can well imagine what Duke would have done with it, Lincslass
Thanks V. much
29 Jun, 2009
great idea Ian u shud start putting flyers out in neighbourhood never no ur luck Lol will have to try that my self but dont worry its deff "Ians invention":~))
29 Jun, 2009
Dont worry about the patent Mobee, all GoYers are welcome to steal it LOL
30 Jun, 2009
Ian, i too was expecting to read on and see a pic of you with a feathered headress doing a raindance !!!!!!
Great invention by the way :)
Also .... Mrs. Ds Pieris plant needs to be planted in a certain type of soil/compost.
It won't really thrive unless it's in Ericaceous soil/compost, this is different to the usual type and is used for these 'acid loving' plants ..... just a thought, didn't mean to sound bumptious !
30 Jun, 2009
Fantastic Ian! I tried something similar a few weeks ago and temporarily fixed the hose to one corner of my whirly washing line. It worked beautifully and I continued weeding while the "robot" watered the nearby flower bed. Then the wind blew ..........! Round it went and I got a nasty wet surprise and had to go and change my trousers! Your idea is mnuch better!
30 Jun, 2009
Your Mini Shower would be perfect 4 My Summer Ian :D she loves water sprayed on her :)
30 Jun, 2009
Thanks Ian wondered where the rain as come from this morning, it must have a good spray as its watering my garden today & filling my water butts up,could do with it for another hour up here if you dont mind leaving it on.
30 Jun, 2009
Louise you could never be bumptious, Thanks to a PM from Terratoonie I now know what Ericaceous means. When I said I had no idea about growing flowers I meant NO idea.
If it wasn't for the kind comments from all the GoY's that plant would be dead in a while and I would be filling up the questions section.
Oh dear, Nariz another funny thought has just entered my head. You wasn't R send up at the time were you?
Oh you were weren't you, tell me you were.....Mrs. D. thinks I'm having another 'turn' ....can't.... stop .....laughing....can't ...breath...OMG
(10 mins later)
Sorry Nariz, you know what I'm like with my mental imagery
Jacque you and your lovely Summer are welcome to use my rain machine any time you like.
Thanks for the lovely comments. H & K's.........Ian
30 Jun, 2009
Hello Clarice... please send my garden some of that rain...:o)
Hi Ian ~
As you know, we were exchanging 'ericaceous' p. messages late last night, so I've been back to read them to make sure I made sense and gave you the right advice.... my brain frequently switches off about 8 pm... Lol...
and, surprisingly, yes, all the info. I sent you will help with the Pieris..... and ericaceous is the right compost for other acid loving plants such as rhododendrons and azaleas.
Good luck with your Pieris. Now that you have all the info. I hope you'll treat us to a new photo. Probably best to plant it in a pot on its own... Put some pretty pebbles over the soil at the top of the pot to help retain moisture...
30 Jun, 2009
Thanks TT We're off to the Garden Centre on Wednesday, do you think it will survive till then or should I be more worried ?
Other GoYers Please note, ALL help is taken at face value and no one will be upset or put out at you for offering your knowledge/experience.
I do want to try flowers but I will be learning from the begining, so nice easy small words spoken softly and slowly will be much apreciated.
Thanks again all H & K's...........Ian & Mrs. Digs (surprisingly)
30 Jun, 2009
Lol ... small words coming up...
yes .. it will be okay....keep the pieris in shade for now, and keep the soil damp with rain water till Weds...
Hello Mrs Digs, too :o)
30 Jun, 2009
LOL..........What a great idea Ian.........you could stand underneath it when you get to hot.... in the heatwave we are meant to be having........ watering does take a while doesnt it..... i suffer with lung and muscle problems... so sometimes find it hard...... especially as i have so many pots to water......
30 Jun, 2009
Cheers TT LOL
Hi Holly, are you not having this heatwave then, we're all stripped down to the essentials and huffing and puffing like old steam trains here. LOL
My joint probs. make it essential to find short cuts and labour saving devices too. I'll try to show you some more one day, but don't hold your breath for them, ask TT she knows lol.
30 Jun, 2009
its certainly hot here today Ian....... but living a few mins walk from the beach we always get a nice cool breeze when the tide changes.......
30 Jun, 2009
Of course I was Ian! The weeds are at ground level! Now stop laughing, you'll hurt yourself!
30 Jun, 2009
Ooooo lucky you, I could just manage a quick dip right now, It was over thirty in my garden yesterday and didn't drop much below twenty last night. I think its even hotter today but I'm not moving from in front of this fan to find out.....LOL
30 Jun, 2009
oh no he ...I....go....again
30 Jun, 2009
Well, fantastic! Why didn't I think of that? I've just been doing a lot of dancing. It worked last Freiday. (Tipped Down)
30 Jun, 2009
Now iv visions of Paul & U Ian rain dancing 4 rest of week lol U best have some weetabix cos your legs are going to ache Loads cos this Hot Spells ment 2 last all wk :D
30 Jun, 2009
Funny that Paul, last time I did any dancing was on a Friday........ About twenty years ago LOL
Have you given up work for the day? to hot?
No I'm not phsycic I just read your comment on someone else's blog HeHe.
30 Jun, 2009
Oh no Jacque, don't say things like that I've just stopped laughing from Nariz's comments
30 Jun, 2009
HHHHHHMmmmmmmmm well u best not start laughing again cos u 2 are going to be very busy dancing 4 the UK :) lol
30 Jun, 2009
NOOooooooooooo My sides hurt.
I'm going for a fag and I'm not coming back until they stop aching
30 Jun, 2009
Well I went for a fag but I've been eating peas straight from the pod instead...........They're yummie
30 Jun, 2009
Yes, Ian too hot and too tired. I've not been feeling too well recently and I'm just exhausted all the time. So I went to see the doc tonight for first time in 3 years or more and he's sending me for blood tests. Probably show up LAZYITIS !!
30 Jun, 2009
Well I hope thats all it is, that, the hot weather and hard work.
30 Jun, 2009
Hope your Blood Tests comes back OK Paul & ur feeling better very soon X
1 Jul, 2009
Thats a brill blog
1 Jul, 2009
Thanks Jacque and Ian. I'm sure they'll be ok!
1 Jul, 2009
Thanks Donnah. Apreciate the comments
Hi Paul, I hope so mate, I don't like to think of my mates being unwell. Have you been taking it easy today?
1 Jul, 2009
No, cutting trees, shrubs, weeding cut 5 lawns and went for my blood test. Cream Crackered!!!
1 Jul, 2009
Hello Ian...digs... Great idea - loved the build up!
1 Jul, 2009
Thanks keithsmum, nice to meet you. :~)))
H & K's..........Ian
1 Jul, 2009
Hi Ian, nice to meet you too!
2 Jul, 2009
VEGGIE BLOG where are you?????????
Not here either :~((
7 Jul, 2009
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