Alien in my trousers
By katarina
48 comments
I went in peace to my garden. As each Friday. Friend of mine cut the grass early in the afternoon, so I came in the evening to hay rake. Hay smelled nice as we have dry sunny weather for several weeks.
That is not good. Plants need water.
Then I cut few peonies and brought them to the cemetery. While driving to the cemetery I noticed strange movement on my belly. Just nerves, I thought.
Switched off the engine. Took flowers from the front seat and water can out from the car. Walking slowly to the cemetery gate. Then, just from a sudden I realised strange, gentle, fast movement of something creeping, spreading across my right thigh. Sensation stopped and then again. Something was sliding quickly under the belly on the other side, to the left hip and then down the leg and then up.
Nerves? I looked at my left leg and screamed!!!
Under my jogging trousers there was something long moving fastly and as it moved, it was raising my trousers there.
Help!!!!! I ragged it with fingers and squeeeeezed while pulling trouser quickly from me. In a second I was standing there, almost half naked, on the cemetery road.
Thanks God…
It was not snake. It was just lizard. Demolished and half suffocated.
Tommorrow village people will be gossiping on a middle aged Katarina who is getting crazy and makes morbid striptease on the cemetery….
- 18 May, 2012
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sorry, made me laugh too but it must have been really scary! beautiful lizard though
18 May, 2012
Why sorry? I know people will laugh :))
18 May, 2012
Sticki, this is not that lizzard. That photo would have been too naturalistic....
18 May, 2012
lol ; )
18 May, 2012
what a little beauty
18 May, 2012
It wasn´t beautiful, poor creature. I think it will not survive my squeeze.
18 May, 2012
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa...Haaaaa
Glad he survived Katarina...and you, as you were driving...So funny, I was a bit worried by the title of your blog alone !
18 May, 2012
Why are you worried by the title, poor man? Lol.
18 May, 2012
...and by the way - I think it will not survive till morning. Looked really demolished.
18 May, 2012
Made me laugh too Kat :-))
18 May, 2012
I see alien will stay in memories of many people. Poor guy. I am so sorry for it now.
18 May, 2012
Scary experience Katarina, lol. I am sure he'll be OK, don't worry:)
18 May, 2012
thin lizz(ard)y
18 May, 2012
how do you think of them stevie!??
18 May, 2012
Kasia- I do not know, I must caused injuries of its bowles. As I thought it is big bug or snake and tried to squeeeeze it, but it did not go. It must have suffered.
18 May, 2012
oh, Katarina - should we make a Get Well card and send it over? lol
18 May, 2012
Blame you...
18 May, 2012
why?
18 May, 2012
You are joking and lizzard is somewhere suffering...
18 May, 2012
sorry Katarina - am I the only one laughing here?
18 May, 2012
No. Have a fun. I am just sorry for the lizzard. Post-traumatic disorder :))
18 May, 2012
I have a real story like this...it happened at an afternoon party..Wine , salad, pasta, wine, cheese, wine, salmon,wine, stiletto, dead slow worm, wine, Whine...
18 May, 2012
Aaaaaaaaah pimms now I will have a nightmare!
18 May, 2012
True Sticki...Tara saved us all from the snake!
18 May, 2012
It was the 'whine' that somehow made it all come alive (well except for the snake of course)!!
18 May, 2012
What did happen to Tara?
18 May, 2012
Tara..Fought like a ...mongoose, Katarina
18 May, 2012
LOL...
18 May, 2012
Pim @ Sorry, I do not know what is mongoose, translator did not show it. Try in Slovak.
19 May, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen@ As I see, this blog aroused you all. Big laughters or prurient thoughts. Writing is good sometimes to disclose what is in people.
Have a fun! :)))
19 May, 2012
The Indian Gray Mongoose and others are well known for their ability to fight and kill venomous snakes, particularly cobras. They are adept at such tasks due to their agility, thick coat, and evolved acetylcholine receptors, which render them resistant or immune to snake venom.[8] They typically avoid the cobra and have no particular affinity for consuming its meat.[9]
Coppied off Wikki for you Katarina.
19 May, 2012
lol sorry but that is funny thankyou for cheering my day up:))))
19 May, 2012
Oh gosh I would have been absolutely hysterical Katarina....
19 May, 2012
Mark61@ :))))
Lincslass @ Lin, when I saw how is something sliding quickly in my trousers and rises them up, for a short moment my thought was "They are already here. Alliens."
19 May, 2012
Pim@Thank you for information. I know you copied it from somewhere, as you forgot to delete references :)))
19 May, 2012
Lol Kat, that did make me smile, maybe the lizard will be ok ...
19 May, 2012
:) I hope so, Surreylad. I did not feel well afterwards.
19 May, 2012
i bet Kat, they are quite tough creatures :-)
19 May, 2012
Thank you. I am tough too. Lol.
19 May, 2012
:-))
19 May, 2012
Hey guys! Why does everybody apologize for laughter? Why do you think I put it here? For mourning?
19 May, 2012
SL@I visited crime place today. No dead lizard there. So it survived. :)))
19 May, 2012
Hahaha :)
27 May, 2012
Just for refreshment - today in our cellar I saw a snake, which was sliding along - without head. In a first moment I thought I am drunk, then I realised why our cat is watching it so calmly from a distance. Russians call this sort of gaze "Eto nashe delo" (My work).
27 May, 2012
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Sorry Kat, but this has really made me laugh!! :)))
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