Is this the same one Deida.

Good moows.... Great pic :o)

She's as interested in you as you are her Toto ..... she's having a good look .....

Are`nt Cows Pretty i like their Fluffy Ears & Heads best :)

lol.......I don't think he has got the energy walking all the way to Essex..could be his brother..

Brill photo.

Is this a load of Bull lol he he as you called the female a noisey old cow. he is gorgeous I want one.

Thank you all. I didn't Morgana. I called he a nosey old cow.

lol Toto sorry he is lovely I would want to take it home with me.

You'll have to come to my shed then as that's where I keep him now.

Be careful a farmer has just been done for keeping his cows in a shed to protect them from the weather.... true. He he you would try any thing to coax a woman to your shed, and what would Jean say when she found you with another woman inside your shed hehe ha ha.

She would probably go back indoors and watch the telly.

:o) yes of course she would, to leave the woman to clean the cow muck up afterwards hehe

My problem is that I don't ever get a woman into my shed to start with. I think it's something to do with the fact that I'm ugly, have no personality and haven't had a wash since the millenium. Apart from that I don't understand what turns them off.

Have oringinals as in clothing. as you sound like one of my x s an Hells Angle Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the reason your not getting them into your shed is because they all on here any way love their plants so you will have to entice them with trees in Dawns case or a lovely plant in your shed. What turns them off a remote control hehe.

I have no control Morgana.

Your very remote then Toto he he haha.

Oh very funny! But you don't know how right you are.

You have a lovely wife children you go on holiday, you travel and explore, how can you say you are, I am more remote than you. lol

Physically yes.

You must have some mental confidence and good looks and personality less you would nt be married still :o)

Just be careful that Jean hasn't already got a remote camera hidden in the shed Toto, keeping her eye on you. This youngster is rather handsome.

More than can be said for me Lindak.

Being as it's getting to the panto season Toto, Perhaps you could play the part of the handsome prince.....Now who could be cinderella....and who grows large pumpkins for the coach?

I don't think you are listening Lindak. Handsome, I am not. I could get a part as one of the ugly sisters though, and I wouldn't need any make up.

ALright then Toto you could be one of the ugly sisters......if you insist........now who could be CInderella? Buttons, THe other ugly sister, THE PRINCE, the fairy godmother.....I'll play that part.......The stepmother.......?
Now I'll begin the story and let it evolve.......In a small town lived a young girl called CInderella. She washed and ironed cooked and cleaned for her stepmother and two ugly sisters. She loved them but they didn't love her and were jealous of her beauty......

Spotting Cinderella slacking at the ironing board the first Ugly Sister (Me) piled a load of dirty socks in front of her and told her that she couldn't have any porridge until she finished the ironing, washed the socks, tidied the house and swept out the cowshed and the pigsty.

The fairy godmother was watching all this and put a plan together.We could do with a handsome prince to dish out the invites to a ball at the palace. He is lonely with all those cold draughty empty rooms at the castle that he could share with someone beautiful. Someone who would make his heart leap for joy...........Meanwhile the ugly sisters lazed about doing nothing while Cinderella got bossed about.....Handsome Prince where are you?

Where are you Bonkers, can't you recognise your cue?

If only I had big pumpkins, lol.

Ah! Just the person. I've just remembered that the part of the leading man is always taken by a beautiful girl. I'm sure that your pumpkins will do just fine.

Right Dawn Handsome Prince Charming you are......Start delivering those invites to the ball........then we can continue the story. meanwhile Buttons likes Cinderella but is shy in coming forward to tell her but he remains her true friend.....The ugly sisters get wind of the fact that the Royals are coming to town, and that the prince is looking for a wife. They go all GA GA and start argueing who would make the best wife for him. Stepmother goes and buys some material for Cinderella to make some fine dresses as she senses that there will probably be a ball in the air.

The most beautiful ugly sister can't see any competition at all as I am without doubt the most eligible. I can keep Cinderella out of the way in the shed until after I've pulled the prince. He will fall head over heels in love with me and will buy me lots of drinks at the local boozer.

Dream on said the other ugly sister as she blew a raspberry. Cinderella climbed the stairs carrying three ballgowns that she had created for The step mother, and the two ugly sisters. Toto in his finest blonde wig tried his blue satin dress on. Fits perfectly....The other sister tried her gold dress on....fitted well again, in fact the two of them looked like twins. The stepmothers dress in deepest blue silk reminded her of the delphiniums that CInderella looked after in the garden. Poor Cinders never even got a thankyou for her efforts so went back down to the kitchen, where the mice and rats welcomed her as she fed them with the crumbs that were left over. Next evening the carriage pulled up outside to take the family to the ball. CInderella was left to tend the embers in the fireplace. She started to cry, when suddenly....Crash Bang Wallop, a woman appeared wearing a cream DIor dress appeared. (ME)
"Who are you?" said Cinders.
"I'm your Fairy Godmother."
"Oh no your not......O yes I am......Oh no your not.....Oh yes I am.
"You can go to the ball Cinderella. I shall magic you a fine dress of white with diamonds that shine like the stars, and a wonderful silver wig with jasmine flowers in. You will have the finest crystal glass slipper to wear tooWith a wave of her wand Cinderella was dressed for the ball.
"What shall I travel in?"
"Step outside, someone on grows on you grows perfect pumpkins, the mice will become the coachmen and the rats white horses," and with another wave of her magic wand a pumpkin arrived just in time to become the glass coach for cinderella to travel in to the ball.
"Just one more thing, when the clock strikes twelve make sure that you leave the ball."
"Thankyou fairy Godmother." and off she went to the ball.

Dawn. Have you noticed that one of your pumpkins is missing?
Meantime the ugly sisters had already arrived at the ball and had been given the job as bouncers. They didn't object to this as it would give them lots of oportunties to frisk all the males as they entered. The really beautiful one (Me) frisked a lot of the women too. (Sorry, wishful thinking). The ugly one dipped a few pockets and managed to make a handsome profit which she stuck in the rather large purse tucked in the top of her stocking.
It wasn't long before a handsome prince arrived, seeking entrance. There was a scuffle as both the ugly sisters sought his attentions, both wanting to give him a full body search. The problem was soon overcome when one of the ugly sisters gave the other a bunch of fives and put her to sleep until she had fulfilled her purpose.
Hurry up Dawn you have to come to my rescue.

The handsome prince seems to have gone into hiding.......Oh there he is peeping around the staircase looking GA GA and smiling at the young woman promenading down the steps. He grabs her attentions and whisks her off on to the dance floor. Their eyes meet and a bond of love is formed. The Magic has worked and I, the fairy Godmother am smiling.......Jealousy fills the room and tempers are fraught. The ugly sisters are throwing tomatoes at each other causing a stir. The music gets louder as the Prince and Cinderella dance round and round to the magical rythmic beat of two hearts in love. The clocks strikes twelve and Cinderella struggles free from the Prince's arms. She runs up the staircase and in doing so leaves a crystal glass slipper on one of the steps........As she runs across the castle grounds the glass coach turns back into a pumpkin and the horses back to the rats and the coachmen back to mice. Dawn has her pumpkin back. I hope she joins the search for Cinderella. Perhaps the ugly sister....you know the pretty one out of the two could inform her somehow.

I'm glad that all the handsome prince grabbed was her attentions, after all we don't want to get too politically incorrect do we!
The handsome prince is fully pumkined out and and looking a lot happier.
The gorgeous ugly sister sees the glass slipper and realising that it will fetch a reasonable price at Sundays boot fayre, retrieves it and puts in the top of her other stocking.
Cinderella hasn't gone far, she is hiding with one of her other boyfriends in a squat in the KIngs Road where she discusses the kidnapping of the prince and how to make maximum profit from his capture.

The prince sneaks up on the squat, he's had his spies out looking for Cinderella and he goes in through the back door. He sweeps her off her feet and rushes to his carriage.....putting her down on the plush red velvet seats.
He asks her if she has seen the ugly sister with the bulging dress from where the glass slipper protrudes. Cinderella says that she is in the market selling car boot items. The Prince orders his driver to the market where they capture the ugly sister and grab the glass slipper. The Prince tries the slipper on Cinderella and it fits. He asks her to marry him and she says yesssssss!!!!!
The ugly sisters are most upset and the step mother opens up the house as a hotel to raise some income for the family. The fairy Godmother smiles and is glad the her magic has cast a spell of happiness for Cinders. All is well.

All is well for all but the handsome prince who is now doing ten years for sexual assault on the beautiful ugly sister. The hotel that the fairy godmother has opened acts as a very good cover for a crack house and illicit booze purveyor so Cinderella and the fairy godmother spend the rest of their days in a dreamlike state while the ugly sisters, havin proved their worth as bouncers are now acting as bodyguards for John Prescott.
The princes pumpkins have been enhance and everyone is happy.

Toto you had to have the last word and ruin the fairytale..........

Sorry Lindak. I just thought that the idea was that everyone ended up happy!

Ha ha ha ha. Looks like I've missed the fun ....

You horrible person you. If you had turned up when you should have I would not have upset Lindak.

Sorry Toto - my timing is rubbish, I would be no good on the stage.

Never mind. Just because Lindak will never speak to me again I won't hold it against you.

I'll forgive you.

LOL...so glad to have gotten to read this whole tale of the pransome hince and the sisters..ugly...lol...too much fun..

I missed out..I would have loved to have been the wicked step mothah....lol...where IS my dress...sweep up those ashes..Cinderfella! Cinderfella...!

Thank you Lindak.
I reckon that you would have made a great "wicked stepmother" Cat. You could have bought your bottle or whatever else you are on to rehearsals and we could all of had some.

J2O Orange and Passionfruit for me thanks with ice. Perhaps with a sprinkle of fairy dust just to make it taste magic.

Yeah Cinderfella...get on it..and scurry! I need a bottle of tequila straight up .. lime to rub on the back of my hand and a salt shaker..get on it Cinderfella...shoo..run! THAT is noooot fast enuf!!!!!

I think that Lindak is about to sober the proceedings. I'd like to know how anyone can face this horrible world stone cold sober.

I can Toto...but I do get high on the wind...and giddy from guppies..puppies and mud puddles. Diamond water days, pictures of my grands and my son and his wife playing on frozen ponds. My world is not horrible. My world sings still, with joy falling upon it as it choses.

I wish you all the very best to enjoy your world Cat. May your joy last forever.

I wish the same for you Toto.. :)

I have a glass of wine now and again that we make ourselves from ELderflowers. Why is the world horrible Toto? It does have it's good side you know. It's only the newspapers, tv news, and the soaps that see the bad side of things of life. There are many good people about that help others and the earth is still a beautiful place. It's just a shame that some of the people don't treat others and the planet we live on the way that they should.