Do you have change of a fifty

"To the dog park, please, and step on it!"

Hi Meg.

Keep the change driver , I haven,t the pockets to put it in and I,ve forgotten my handbag ... Lol ..

Lol...Im not accustomed to being kept waiting..........

lol Amy.

that is so true BB, wee Meg does not like to be kept waiting lol

An air of royalty about her dont you think ! Lol

Love her.

aye BB but with more brains than certain royalty lol

Oh I second that ! Lol

lol thought you would know alright who i meant . even her ears are smaller than his lol

Don't offer 50 you might not get change lol so cute love it

Oh Eileen brilliant lol .. no garden party invites for us this year then.

lol Morgana

aw no BB, ill write my letter of apology straight away lol

Might help Eileen ...at least you live in a Republic sounds more attractive all the time !

More brains than all of them put together I reckon. One thing in common though. She's used to being waited on hand and foot but at least Meg deserves it.

dont be so sure BB, some of our TD's over here think they are royalty

lol very true Toto, Meg deserves the royal treatment

She certainly looks very aloof.

AAAwwwww Meg u lazy little Girl lol :) best not show this pic 2 Summer Eileen cos id nevevr be able 2 push her in a Barrow lol :)

I thought she was just going to howl! H. sits on the grass and looks up like that sometimes. Then he either barks at the sky...or howls! No idea why. lol.

Possibly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic Spritz!

lol Summer and Henry in the barrow , can you just imagine that

Goodness Eileen Nither me or Spritz could push that together lol:)

we cud get BB and Toto to push them round lol

Make a nice change Eileen like the chance to push something else around ..lol

Me& Eileen will get in then Jane/Ray lol :)

lol Jacque , how much fun would that be

LMAO fun 4 us any way Eileen :) lol

We still talking about a wheelbarrow or a skip ? lol

A Skip sounds even better cos u can drive them faster than a wheel barrow :) lol

a skip Jacque lol how many of us are getting in

Aye and drop you all off in landfill when I get bored ..lol

Aw sorry that sounds wicked forgot not catting to Milky now !

helloooooooooooo its me and Jacque , how on earth would you ever get bored lol

Rite lets make Jane/Ray push all 5 of us in Barrow Eileen " ME,U ,Meg,Summer & Henry " lol

So true Eileen ..be too busy laughing now just remember to forget your driving instructions and dont ask me to do an emergency stop !

Thanks Jacque so we pick you up in Norfolk and push you over to Dublin ..

its ok BB , ill be on my day off lol.

so when can i expect to see this skip coming across the irish sea

He he Eileen think we better keep this secret dont you as if word gets out theres so much rubbish I ll be asked to take with me ..politicians , bankers etc.

Oh yes when you are feeling a little down take a look at some of the comments on GoY!! I have never laughed so much, I can just picture this damn skip with Stena Line or Irish Ferries stencilled on the side being paddled across the Irish sea on it's way to Dublin hahahaha thanks guy's that has really cheered me up.

awwww no BB, we have enough of our own fools over here we dont need any more brought in lol.

keep an eye on sky news Bob lol

Ha ha yes Eileen I can picture the headline banner across the bottom now.

Glad you took the brunt of this one Bonkers. I get pushed a\round enough at home and I'm not yet over my last set of bruises.

awwww poor Toto :-(

You better believe it Irish. My life is one constant round of neglect and torture. She who must be obeyed took lessons in cruelty to dumb animals, namely me.

Phone the RSPCT straight away ,
royal society of prevention of cruelty to Toto lol just in case you wernt too sure of what it stood for

Thanks Irish but she won't let me use the phone. She has me locked up most of the time, or should I say all of the time while I'm on release from the authorities who seem to think I'm unstable. Can you believe that?

you. unstable,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, never

Thanks Irish. It's nice to know that one person in this world believes me.

no problem Toto, and to prove how much i believe in you, go see my blog lol

I will Irish.

...lol..I could have sworn the blog was about Toto the dog..lol..so many similarities...makes me have to wonder...hmmm...chuckle..snort..guffaw...heee-heee..

lol Cat

Oh look there are the real Red Arrows flying overhead, whilst I'm stuck here in this wheelbarrow waiting for the Red Barrows to have a practice run.

Excuse me Cat! What do you think I am? Some kind of nutter?

tut tut Cat, shame on you lol

Thanks Irish. These colonials can be so hurtful. I could cry.

Tut-tut-Eileen..tut-tut-you..you started all this ...lol...

sorry Toto...you are so sensitive...geeze...whats so bad about being a dog anyway...

Absolutely nothing wrong with being a dog. I'm sure that they get a lot more love than humans and me.

Oh now..aren't we being just such a big baby..
goodness..
chin up Toto..
tomorrow's a new day...no more pity party...
smile and the world smiles with you and all that...

My ears are plugged...na-na-na-nala-la-la-la-cannot hear the whining..

She looks miffed! I also thought she was howling at first! Dogs are so expressive....how can anyone doubt they have feelings and thoughts? !

If only she could read what we are all writing about she'd wonder what humans were all about, and have a good laugh.

lol i think she would be looking for a new home if she could read all this Linda

very true raquel, they do have feelings

Sorry Cat, you don't understand the male psyche, we love a good whinge. It keeps us happy.

This fine wheelbarrow would float
and make a super boat
to take young Jacque to Ireland
and Meg could doggie paddle
with Toto sat astraddle
in the wounderouse wheelbarrow called the Firebrand.
It could have a fine sail
and even in a gale
they could all sail round the world together
but with Dublin in their sight
and sailing late at night
they had better pray for changes in the weather.

Brilliant Linda

LOL..Toto then you should be totally gleeful by now...with all the complaining-n-cryin you have been doing here...

You should be writing nice poetry like Lindak...thank you ..that was very nice Lindak....a breath of fresh air...I believe..let me help too!

The wind she would blow
and away they would go
on
a following sea.

The wind at their back
nothing would lack
home they would be
with their flowers and fur
all in tact.

In the FireBrand wheelbarrow
boat on the sea.

Thank you Lindak and Cat. Is there going to be room in the barrow for the owl and the pussy cat?
Cat, I haven't even started whinging yet. I am a past master at whinging and nothing makes me happier. I'm ashamed to be associated with the male members of GOY who have not had the courage to back me up. If they don't whinge they can't be real men, can they!

Nothin I like better Toto but have to respect the fact that once I start its hard to find the off switch ..lol .So bad am I that I m banned from local supermarkets get in front of me with vouchers top ups lottery tickets scratch cards then pay by chip and pin and cant remember your number ? whinge I m positively homicidal !

Don't worry Bonkers. I'll support you in court and we will probably both get life.

Think Ive already got it Toto ! Lol

Yes, I understand. We should form a society for the downtrodden.

Whingeing here whingeing there,
two old whingers what a pair,
although I expect they are quite rare
of the species teddy bear.
Bet these lovable great guys
with their whingeing, tiresome cries,
really do tell porky pies,
lighting up the dullest skies.
Methinks perhaps they don't whinge
or perhaps just on the fringe,
so lay out in the sun and singe
or party in the shed and binge.
(SORRY) Toto and Bonkersbon
for this poem going on
Don't know where the time has gone
written by LK anon.

To dear LK well what can I say ? Your rhyme so close to my heart,
Cant speak for Toto .. who just a bit loco - me ? just a boring old fart.

We find our lives bumpy no wonder we re grumpy - we spend all our time in our sheds .
We dont mean offence just cant make some sense - of what goes on in your heads.

Despite what we say , we love you that way our aim to whinge and to tease ,
If it were true our moans we would rue and turn Milky in to some cheese.

So thanks for the thought it wont come to nought - so kind it means a great deal.
Out of the embers we find some great members who keep us in touch with the real.

For Toto its bugs and me I love slugs ..good grief we re 2 of a kind,
We may be quite rare as 2 teddy bears ..a relief not so easy to find ! x

You truly are
two rare teddy bears
baring your all, to us here,
but if you stay grumpy
you may find you're lumpy
when getting a clip round the ear.
At least you've been truthful
and said you're not youthful,
even though you're young in the head,
and as far as boring,
I bet you go snoring
when potting the plants in your shed.
You men really love us
and really get a buzz
because you know we are queen bees
and we also garden
with hands that are harden
You really go weak at the knees.

lol briliant BB and Linda

I've just returned from the annual outing from the asylum to find that we have poets among our ranks. It's good to know that I'm not the only idiot on GOY.

So you are Jack Nicholson from the one who flew over the cuckoo nest,
You hide in your sheds to give your mrs a rest,
What you do in there nobody knows,
Only yous and may be the crows
Spending in your shed 3 and half years of your life,
I m surprised either of you have got a wife,
You 2 remind me of that rhyme,
So now I ll take you back in time.

The camels hump is an ugly lump,as well as you see at the zoo,
But ulglyer yet is the hump that you get from having to little to do.

Thanks Morgana. You'd be surprised what you can do in a shed.

lol see what happens when you go away Toto,,,,,,,,,,, everyone turns into a poet. no more days out for you from now on lol

The nice nurse wasn't pleased either, kept muttering something about they should have taken more notice of him!

Welcome back Toto..my comrade in arms.Have been sorely mistreated in your absence.Hope you are suitably refreshed,and ready to take the flack !

Shoulder to shoulder into the fray. Bring 'em on.

lol safety in numbers eh guys

Where are you all then ! Lol

im getting worried about Toto, he hasnt been around much since he fell off that bike lol

Me too..and I need him !

awww.
lets send out the search party so.

you go right and ill go left lol

Ok..he must turn up somewhere ! Lol

I'm here. Just trying to catch up with everything takes longer than I thought and with the weather so nice I spent a lot of time outside.

your right Toto , its so beautiful. make the most of it

I certainly will and I hope you and the rest of the GOY members will do likewise.

well i am , in between work .
i had to get a photo taken yesterday for my driving licence and i couldnt believe it lol i look like ive been away in the tropics for the last few weeks

Do they allow women to drive in Ireland? Maybe I'll nrrd to rethink my coming there after my escape.

lol aye and get this Toto. actually you prob should sit down first butttttttttt we are now allowed to vote too , how good is that

What is the world comming to?

Its called equal right ,woman have sheds now you know I use to have one and visit other mens on the allotments so I know what can be done.in them he he he ha ha ha!!!!!! no brewing your own moonshire

Is nothing sacred?

Nowhere to hide Toto....my sympathies to you !

Thanks Bonkers.

Toto you can run but you can not hide he he he

They told me that at the asylum.

lol which asylum was that then?

My official residence Morgana. Don't say you didn't know. I hope your not prejudice against the less well mentally developed. Most of the other GOY members have been very supportive. Even the nice nurse says how good they have been to me. Must go now as have to wash my special clothing and have my tag recharged.

I don't know where is it I am newish on her I m not prejudice so I gather then you are on tag lol is that prison you are in then which one I have visited Winston Green and also Stafford, if you are in the Green then the easy way out a screw once told me is to walk out with the visitors as they count the visitors going in but not comming out lol true not making it up so now tell me who is less well mentally developed you or the goverment. ha ha ha.

well there you go Toto , a way to escape. mind you id say you rather like being looked after in the special house lol

Do you think BB and Toto will do the fan dance at the special house or do you think Toto will go to BBs to do it which is the closer for us all to go and watch Mmmmmmm!

I think yo got the wrong end of the stick Morgana. After I did my time I was released but then sent to Runwell where the nice nurse looks after me really well. Trouble is, he gets really upset when I go for little walks.

Toto....go over to Eileens pic of an astilbe ! They only want us to do a fan dance now ! Women !!

I'm not going to become a sex object for anyone. I do have my pride you know, or should that be "my price"?

lol no harm in dreaming now is there

What...not even for me Toto ! Lol

lol Irish I think we have them running into their shed to hide lol Mmm at a price hay will how much it will be worth it we can set up a kitty between us all .

Sorry Toto if I have the wrong end of the stick my appologies to you lol

depends on Totos price Morgana lol

Well I have found another place for him to live Dawnsaunt and myself has come up with a good home and how we are going to get him into it so that should knock down the price lol look on her page for the new feeding station.

Definitely not you Bonkers.

LOL..think we all had a bit too much sun ! LOL

Yes I quite agree Bonkersbon as he has agreed to do the fan dance with you lol I have informed Irish and audience

Huh ? When did he agree that ? Toto ?

Tonight he agreed look on his pictures 3rd row down last picture of corposia