Garden help.

Now you are on top of things hopefully they'll come to life at night and keep your garden weed free lol !

LOL Toto....great blog...Yes, it is typical....I'd have a word with that foreman and tell him to show up on time or they'll not get paid.

If the guy in red tries to sell you the bird as a budgie, you can challenge him on the Trades Description Act.

made me laugh out loud especially the pig. are his wings polished and is he fully fuelled up for take off?
you've done a grand job there without help. :o)

Great Blog certainly made me smile :0)

The guy with the barrow - did you hear about the bloke who went home from the factory everyday pushing a barrow that just contained his jacket and snap bag. The security guards were convinced that he must be pinching something but could not work it out. Turned out that he had a little sideline selling wheel barrows!

Gnomeatter what you try to do someone comes along and claims to do it better ! Lol

Cute Blog! lovely little gnomes you have working for you! Cute little pig too...reminded me of a kids book I used to read to my kids when they were small...called Perfect the Pig...Perfect is a flying pig! LOL!
How is it that help always materializes in time to take credit for all your hard (solitary) work?! must be some unwritten law of nature or somesuch! Happens to me frequently but with human helpers... perhaps I should look for gnomes!

I think you should feed them less, Toto, then perhaps they will work better!

Very funny........

Thank you all for your lovely comments.

I'll come and help as long as I can bring my wheelbarrow. :o)

You'll be very disappointed Hywel. The last thieves that came here were so overcome with the poverty, they left a fiver and a food parcel.

Very funny I enjoyed this blog

Thanks Donnah.
Thank you also Hywel, even if you do have mischief in mind.

I have a gnome who has nothing in his hand...can't decide what I want to put there...he can hold a bucket...maybe i will make him carry the weeds away I pull.. a little assistant would be nice...
I have a real live gnome too..name is Jimmy...lives next door...he is 60 years old and is like a 12 year old I would think mentally but loves to help..he works very hard...and no matter how hard I work on things and he comes and helps,,,he always says..now look at that CJ..who did all that work for ya CJ? Good thing you got me for a good neighbor CJ...lol...he is the gnome of the whole neighborhood...there is not anybody that he doesn't know..does odd jobs for pay too..never without work..people from all over town pick him up and take him to their homes for jobs...gnomes are good folk and good neighbors...
I used to sell that very flying pig in my shop..lol was a very much loved item flying pigs of all kinds..he looks good there... :-)

Ah, thanks toto, you really cheered me up!!

If it cheered you up Craftnutter then it will have been worthwhile.

Thanks Marguerite. I won't tell them you called them "Stone Age" that would upset them and I would get even less work out of them. I tried to sack them once but they took me to a tribunal and I was forced to reinstate them.

Well at least someone came Toto.
Gail x

More than usual Gail.
What happened? Couldn't you get a visa for Essex? I suppose Kent's not too bad though, we do occassionly let Kentish people across the bridge, but only a few at a time.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Love it, lol.

Thanks Llew.

This did make me chuckle! Love your winged piggy!

Thanks Jan.