"Welcome to our garden"

That will have the postman worried but at least you won't receive any bills :)

Brilliant Cap'n David ... you're so inventive ! : o ) )

it just gets better David,

captain Fantastic....... its great...........

Well done it looks great, do I now have to walk the plank lol

Brilliant !

lol i love it

How cooooooooooooooooool!!!!

No-one on GOY is a trespasser, as wriiten in ye "Articles"!

Got the ides from a local pirate-themed crazy golf circuit, and adapted. :-))

It was a brill adaption.

Even with the spelling mistake, crossed out? :-) )

Oh, Gee!! Great idea!! Will move this to the front door for the postman, asap! :-D)

Oh what a great idea David no bills then haha.

As you, and others, have said, 6d - "All adults are pirates". Wish it were true, lol !! :-))

lol of course we are haha, I use to tell my post man years ago for a laugh, if he delivered any more bills to my house, I would tell his wife he was having an affair, lol he laughed his head off.

We pirates know when there be fellows oo welcome us aboard n this be one of 'em for sure oo ar

:) Neellan - your 'oo ar' at the end there made me think of Frankie Howard rather than pirates!

LOL Gee perhaps I'll have to change it to ah har........ Alan Partridge now, it'll have to be: me bucko :o)

How about 'shiver me timbers' - that sounds very nautical and piratical (is there such a word?) :)

Nice one..brill

Love it ......

Aharr!! "Piratical" be in me dicshunary, Gee. I might need one o' them, too (did ye see the spellin' mistake on the sign, Bo'sun? Aharrrrrrrr!).

What where me buckos thinkin Tresspassers indeed Cap'n Cap'n

Arrr me bucko......i be hoping not to walk ye plank....great idea David!!!!

So that's what happened to Blackbeards skull eh me earty!!!! Ahrrr Oy'll be on me gard bout walkin plank co I cant swim!!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle o rum!!!!!!

Gruesome!!! someone say rum?? :o)))

Arrhhh! Ye'll get a tot o rum if yer splice the mainsail me earty!!!!

Oooh arrrr, is this 'ere ''splicin' the mainsail'' pirate talk for taking cuttings? :o)

Lol, Linda and Jen :-D) Great slang for taking cuttings, btw!

M'ladies Sk an' Linda! Ye would never 'ave to walk ye plank, not after the plant treasures ye 'ave suggested, an' the great poetic shanties an' Twinkle tales. XX

Twinkle as er sea legs an as met an old seadog cap'n. Oi'v bin on Discovery an taken the wheel. Yer a gent Captain, an oi'l cook yer a meal of fish soup wiv vine weevil bickies.

Can I gives the dinner a miss, an' stick wi' ye ol' shanties, aharr????

Ahoy, Twinkle, me ol' cat-o-many-tales! So, ye 'as gone to ye seadogs, so to speak? Thar be only one place left for a seadog aboard ye good ship "Capt. Kiddin'" - the "poop deck," of course! Aharr!

If it keeps the bills away i'm going to have one , fantastic idea ... :o)

Doesn't work, Amy, aharr!!! :-))