FREE TOTO

Have I missed something?

think i have missed something to mageth

just poor Toto guys, seems he gets an awful life lol

I only agree to his release if he can promise that he is no longer part of Toto and wont break into the song ' Africa ' ..

I must have missed something while I was away, or is he having you on Eileen......

Now I have seen Bonkers remark I know he is having you on.....Lunches by the river....sniffs glue......walks around with vultures on his head.....Hes got it made.........

im still lost here!

constant neglect and cruelty M, you mean he lied to me about that lol

im guessing toto has been winding you up irish!

i remember that conversation now irish,, so your getting him back are you?

im doing my very best to get him the best possible care there is Sandra. and yes im trying to keep a straight face while typing that lol

lol,, so its true irish,, poor toto

Dont be too harsh on him Eileen .. remember he has just admitted to missing Milky while she was away , clearly confused and in need of some support !

aye i suppose so BB,
where has he gone to, is it lock down time where he is

probably cant get out of the shackles irish

Aye does this most nights Eileen - once back in the straight jacket cant reach the keyboard ..

lol BB, types with his nose

He he Sandra not typing with anything at the moment .. come on Toto where are you ..?

thats true BB,, bet he`s watching and not saying anything lol

Aw well perhaps catch him tomorrow during hours of daylight ..you ll be off tomorrow Sandra ? have a great time check your luggage I cant squeeze in but Toto just might ..night night

lol BB, go sunday but work tomorow and saturday morning then get my packing done, yahooo, sunshine and lazyness for two weeks, hope to bring lots of flower pics back to ,, nite BB

Hmmmmm I'm lost too guy's can anyone enlighten me?

Well, you've lost me, lol.

Well I m not lost , it seems to be he really wants a dominatrix and its his way of hinting. reverse pyschology, lol So I vote release him for having you on Irish

LOL..lol...lol...lol...lol...lol....I thought Toto was last seen in the Swiss Alps or Canada or something!!! Oh dear poor poor Toto..hmmmm...giggle,snork...ahhhh...sniff...lol...sigh

Last I heard he was walking around with an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder......they do let him out occasionally.

Thank you all, well some of you at least for your support. Please send medical assistance and cake with file in. Have a nice holiday Sanbaz. The institution sais I can have a week in the grounds sometime later but the've promised that before and all I get is a sedative and some nice pills.

We all support you Toto...We all love and care very much.....now take your pills and go to sleep...there,s a good boy.......

I,m lost to .. must have been out of the loop somewhere ,
Don,t forget to take some photos of the pretty flowers when they let you out into the grounds Toto , we will send you some nice sugar sweeties to help the pills go down .....

Happy holiday Sanbaz :o)

I'm lost too .... must have missed something here.

thanx toto and amy will think of you toto and your hardships , hope i dont miss anything lol

you have all been down the pub without me!

i wish Mageth lol
maybe Toto will get a weekend pass and we can all go down the pub

Sunds good to me Irish.

great Toto, grab your jacket and lets go.
oh right, you wear that jacket day and night, strange the way the sleeves go around the back isnt it

I always found that strange Irrish but they do such pretty bows thet I never argued.

What did I miss???????????????????

~I have only been away 36 hours~what 's been happening?Too tired to look into this but wishing you all a good night and sunshine tomorrow!

Good night Arlene.

Nice to finally talk without using your hands... aye Alan...and you get to have a hug that goes on and on...not a bad jacket...what color is it? Are you typing with your nose? teeth? Oh I know your toes...you are so talented..

Thanks Cat. Not many realise how talented I am and that includes me.

I truly think Irish that the idea of freeing Toto could be a mistake....

I think it is too soon. Much more therapy is necessary. Mind you, he has mastered the ability to type with his toes....that should count for something.

well i guess we could let him have a weekend pass and see how he gets on then lol

It's up to you Irish..lol...I am far enough away right now..should not be a problem for me..hope the likes of the Uk and Ireland can handle his week-end pass...you think we are safe enough over here Gilli?.

ill risk it CJ lol

Thanks for your confidence in me Irish. As a result of your represetations the doctors are considering a pass sometime next year. I overheard them talking about some kind of special straight jacket, whatever that may be.

ohhhhhh a special jacket , thats cos your a VIP

Oh, I've heard of those special straight jackets....they are the ones where the arms wrap twice around the body and once around the neck. They have a nice hood attached too.

sounds just the type of Jacket that Toto needs Gilli, oops i meant the kind of jacket that he likessssss

I wonder if I can get one in Prince of Wales Check. I have been told that it would suit me. I wonder why?

Is everyone barking mad on here? I have read all these msgs and no nearer to knowing what is going on. I know I am not alone in this and will have to take a drink soon to numb my poor brain!!!

drink,,,,, did you say drink,,,,,,,, lol woo hoo i thought no one would ever ask. ill have a southern comfort please

Seagrams....little 7UP and ice please...

Yahoo!! I'll have a cider.....or maybe a vodka and orange.....or maybe a gin and lemon......or perhaps a raspberry marguerita......oh heck!! just bring me one of everything.....LOL.

Wo! sounds good. I'll have a meths and milk. Not too much milk though. I'm on a diet. The nice nurse said he would untie one arm so I could drink it.

lol Gilli would you like what Toto is having

Lime marguerita with ice and salt on the rim...oh yummm..
what is meths? Cream de menthe? perhaps? if that is it...Toto.? why not just drink milk of magnesia? oh right..you are in a straight jacket ..that would explain it...

Oh dear it is still gathering pace.........Well whatever make mine a strong water please!

I don't want any of that green muck in my meths Cat.

~Malibu and pineapple please!~methylated spirit Cat~ is a paintwork cleaner not for consumption~alcohol rendered undrinkable!

Ahhhh....then that would be termed something like "boat gas" up here. LOL.

GrannySue.....a strong water???? Come on now....join the fun...how about a gin with soda water???

Arlene....a very tropical drink. I like it. :o)

Toto......are you really allowed the "strong stuff" in your condition????

Irish.....naaaaahhhh.....I'll stick to my one of everything EXCEPT the meths and milk thank you.

Ok Gilli put an ice cube in! LOL Ok you have twisted my arm I was trying to stay sober for the big reveal when somebody tells me what the heck is going on. Ok I give in I am losing the will to live now make mine a large Bottle of white wine. Be beggered to the diet it can't do that much damage can it?

I'm not really allowed it Gilli but that nice nurse seems to think it keeps me calm and controllable, even if I don't understand what he means. You don't have to have the milk if you don't want to Gilli. Maybe the melted shoe polish woul suit you better!

ad ma gwape juse an fillin mush betor is very nachural aftur oll gwapes ar jus frute Hic! Shud i av ad milk wiff it?

Glad you got your bottle of white wine Grannysue....now you are sure to understand what's going on. Here, have another bottle....don't bother with a glass. I have a long straw you can use. It is good for you....full of vitamins and fruit.

Toto ~ you had better do what the nice nurse tells you then. Hmmmm......I think I'll pass on the melted shoe polish though. Have you been taking those nice pink pills the nurse is giving you???

lol Gilli

Can't work out why my head aches so, must be the sun yesterday. Couldn't possibly be the nice grape juice I drank cos that is just fruit and one of my 5 a day!! Maybe I didn't have enough......perhaps I may need some more?

Hi Gilli, I do exactly what the nurse says. The pink and the green pills go down even if they do taste of things with no alcohol in them. I definitely think that you need more Sue. If you can still see to type, you haven't had anywhere near enough.

if your head aches Sue then you would be wise to open another bottle of grape juice lol hair of the dog

dun shat buts dogs airs tickteld an dog showd tethe so wll aft mor graps chusse 2 wosh they dowen hic! shory

Irish. You lovely person. I know about that cure, it works every time. I'm glad I found a fellow alcoholic!

strange Sue, but i can understand you a lot better now lol

lol well Toto i cant let the Irish down now can i :-)

You are an example to us all Irish. I'd just like to let you all know that I have managed to convince the nice nurse that I won't do anything silly and he is allowing me to go to Worcestershire for a few days from tomorrow. She has given me a lovely present of a bracelet which fits around my leg, so considerate. I am off to a little place just outside Tenbury Wells. I wish I didn't have to carry all these pilss though but the nice nurse said they are good for me. I've had to promise to be back to the asylem by next Tuesday and I was told that if I wasn't I wouldn't get anymore ice cream for tea.

oh wow Toto. FREEDOMMMMMMMMMM lol.
you must have been really good to be allowed out for so long. well i hope you have a good time and maybe you could get one of those new fangled things,,,,, i believe its called a Camera, i cant see them catching on myself .

I'll see if they'll let me but they seem to get worried if they think I'm getting hold of anything technical as the last time I did I was interviewed for hours by the fire department.

well try your best Toto, thats all you can do.

you will prob feel a wee bit scared at first when you get out but im sure after a few hrs you will be fine

~it might be a good idea not to take the matches,firelighters or petrol though~they will only weigh you down!

I always new there would be one spoilsport waiting in the wings.

~you don't want the fire dept to come over all stroppy now do you?They get a bit nervous when they see you with matches...the insurance cover is really expensive after last time...