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lily2

By lily2

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Well, thanks to GOY my neighbours are now convinced that I really am nuts.

After receiving chastisement from several members in my previous blog for harbouring a shivering underdressed ‘floozie’ in my front garden, I promptly went out to put matters right.

Not only is she now snug and warm but she’s looking rather festive too!

She does have a rather hard time what with minus temperatures and snow while wearing nothing more than a flimsy wrap. The Phormium spikes her bare bottom, the robin perches on her head and annoints her back and…….
I really shouldn’t tell you her personal undignified secrets but………the snails cluster together round her bottom too!!

It’a all really too much for a Lady (or floozie) so I hope her new outfit makes her and you all feel better even though she still looks miserable! :o)))

Here she is in warmer times, just for you Hywel.

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Yes, that's better .
Well done Lily.
Will you give her some food on Christmas Day ?
I'm sure the birds would help her to eat it... ;o)

19 Dec, 2009

 

personally, I prefer my women to wear a little less! :0)))))))

19 Dec, 2009

 

You little devil ;-)))

19 Dec, 2009

 

lol - Thank you Lily . That's made me feel better in this miserable weather :o)

19 Dec, 2009

 

I'll try to remember her and the birds on Christmas Day Terra.
What even less than the last pic BS? Now you're just being greedy!
Yes he is isn't he Louise. :o))
Glad you liked it Hywel, hope she didn't make you blush flaunting herself like that.

19 Dec, 2009

 

Yes lily2 she looks all snug and warm and Christmassy now.Never mind the neighbours its Christmas!

19 Dec, 2009

 

Nice one Lily.....lol.....we'll have to throw a snowball at Bluespruce to cool him down...tsk.....:0))))

19 Dec, 2009

 

glad to see you found her a coat & hat lily,maybe she doesnt like red, that could be why she still looks miserable,or maybe she could do with a gnome for company,........lol

19 Dec, 2009

 

Ha ha Lily I love it! Doesn't she look fab. Bluespruce, snowballs coming your way!! :>))))))

19 Dec, 2009

 

She looks as though she could be related to Ebenezer Scrooge,bah humbug...

19 Dec, 2009

 

Brilliant Lily, snug warm and festive what more could a lady want? x

19 Dec, 2009

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Yes, it's really better for her...and think for Hywel too :)))

19 Dec, 2009

 

May be a drop of brandy ? x

19 Dec, 2009

 

I'm so glad you all approve of her outfit. :o)))
Maybe her 'not amused' expression is directed at Bluespruce LL. He's well outnumbered on here so snowballs at the ready girls in case he turns up again! LOL.
Or maybe we could dress him up as that gnome Joanella?
Brandy Val? yes that would warm things up!

19 Dec, 2009

 

much better!~poor thing reminded me of A Christmas Carol~but more like one of Santas helpers now!

19 Dec, 2009

 

Thats made me chuckle.

19 Dec, 2009

 

What can I say girls....lots of love and kisses for Christmas to you all xxxx :0))))

19 Dec, 2009

 

I'm sure she's much warmer now! Oh and if you ARE going to give her some brandy will you just leave it beside her and I'll come and see if she has drunk it! Lol ;~))

19 Dec, 2009

 

Glad yu like it Arlene and Denise :o))
You're OK now BS you don't have to grovel, Ian's here as back up!
I think it'll quickly turn into a brandy ice cube Ian but I could put a lolly stick in it if you like! LOL

19 Dec, 2009

 

LOL Lily...what a tonic on this freezing cold winter night !

19 Dec, 2009

 

lol your a saint lily, she looks much better and warm to, :o))) i wish i could see your neighbours faces hahaha

19 Dec, 2009

 

Hi St. Lily. A lolly stick would be just fine thank you!

19 Dec, 2009

 

The colour suits her as well......

20 Dec, 2009

 

snicker...aye...Barbara..looky over there...by the shrub there...yeah..the statue by the shrub....snort..see what that Crazy Lily has done..snicker..tee he he..she is such a silly lady..doesn't she know it is a staute? OH...look at that..there she is out there with a whole bottle of brandy ..Do ya see that?! It has a long stick in the top! run..get there quick..we can have a good time with that......no..OH..NO..that man...why...HEY! mister..get off the road with that cart..HEY..get off Lily's lawn with that thing! oh my....HEY! tusssle...tussle...give me that ...no..no...rrrrr...oh...grab...tumble..offfff...me..no..no..GET BACK HERE Ian!..I saw it first.......

20 Dec, 2009

 

I`m sure your neighbours appreciate a bit of insanity as much as we on goy do.Poor floosie is probably thinking how long do I have to put up with this, and they wonder why "I am not amused". Anyway Lilly2 thanks for the laugh and I wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

20 Dec, 2009

 

She's looking miserable because she's Mrs Claus and she just knows he's going to b***** off again on Christmas Eve - does it every year and she's got no idea where he goes or what he gets up to! Just knows that when he gets back he'll stink of sherry and weigh 5kgs more than when he left!

20 Dec, 2009

 

lol She looks Great :)

20 Dec, 2009

 

Sorry Cat, I saw it first and anyway, it's well known that a bottle of brandy with a lolly stick in it at Christmas time is for crazy scooter drivers with no road sense!

20 Dec, 2009

 

Waggger you do make me laugh............love your sense of humour.

20 Dec, 2009

 

LOL Catfinch and Wagger!
It's a long way down here on a scooter in the snow just for a bottle of frozen brandy Ian so I'll leave you a mince pie out too! and yes, as Cat says, please don't park on my 'lawn'! LOL
Glad you like her Christmas outfit, Sandra, DD2, and Jacque. :o)))
I'm glad it made you laugh BB and Stroller, it's lovely to be able to do silly things like this on GoY.
Happy Christmas to all of you from me and 'Floosie' x

21 Dec, 2009

 

So glad to see "the tart"has got some sense of decorum at last !She looks brilliant.It has certainly made me laugh.:o)) I hope you realise what you have started....she will have to have a Bunny outfit now for Easter!! Get sewing Lily...Merry christmas to you too, Sandra xxx

21 Dec, 2009

 

haha - she looks much happier now:) and Bloomer is right - you should start think about Easter for her already:) Merry Christmas:)

21 Dec, 2009

 

I think if she wants to run about half-dressed its up to her! LOL!
Brilliant, Lily!!
Merry Xmas everybody!! <(:~D3

22 Dec, 2009

 

Hi Bloomer Okasia, a good idea that....I'll have to see what I can come up with for an Easter outfit, I should be able to do better - this one was done in a bit of a hurry!
Marie, I should have known you would be an advocate of running around half naked and.....by the way.....why are you ALWAYS the last one to turn up at a party? LOL

22 Dec, 2009

 

Hee Hee, I had a rather well endowed statue of David that my boys kept covering with leaves!!!

22 Dec, 2009

 

Just an update St. Lily, I'm half way down the hard shoulder of the motorway!
It's very cold and I'm going to need a recharge soon. I will get there though~~ There's brandy on offer not to mention free mince pies!!!!!

22 Dec, 2009

 

...errr...you might want to turn back Ian because that was only ONE mince pie. We know 'who ate all the pies' don't we! LOL

22 Dec, 2009

 

Lol St. Lily. I never give up on a free brandy!

'ere copper what do you mean I can't ride this down here? I am doing aren't I?

Oi get ya 'ands offa me, LILY HELP .......... You not putting me in that car ........ Oooh pretty blue lights ........ I'll share the brandy with you if you let me go!
What ...... no I'm not trying to bribe a police officer, I was just offering you a drink is all ......... LILY send help ..... and a cake with a file in it .... and ..... and .....BRANDY!

22 Dec, 2009

 

LOL.....Don't argue with the nice man Ian, I've heard Christmas in clink is great fun and let's face it, Carole won't miss you unless you send her a message on Facebook...... Just off to insert a nail file into the mince pie, mind you don't swallow it! I'm afraid the slugs have now drunk all the brandy and are slithering around drunkenly:o))

22 Dec, 2009

 

Damn those slugs! Carol sent me a message, it says .............. "Merry Christmas" !

Send plenty of mince pies please, I might have to bribe some more 'nice men'. Got to go I'm only allowed one message. :~((

22 Dec, 2009

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