My new garden project again???????

how about a penny farthing bike,

OOOOOOOOoooo how about a Windmill, yer that would be good,

looks like I am the only one playing on here today Mark,

Go on then, ill join in Yorkshire, too hot to be outside :))

A Beehive compost bin mark..
Storage seat..
A raised bed..

Far to hot today daisy,

Hi thankyou daisy and val i think its too hot for everyone today.But me im going to get burnt.I have already done half of one idea without wood ???? for you yorkshire.Daisy im sure your will be pleased at what im going to make today.Thankyou again for your comments:))))))

Oooooh, can't wait Mark..

A miniature garden. An ice cream booth

ice cream booth, Yer

Now I just have to get an ice cream Cinders, you started me off now, Hurry up Mark, lets see what you made,

An outdoor loo for Flower Pot People ...

Oh no she's popped up on here now, have you got a thing about Loo's Tt

The Flower Pot People keep asking for
"Time off in lieu"

your far to good at this Tt,

lol hahahaha get me one :( im to hot . mmmmm ice cream, im working on it may not be ready i need plans lolol i think iv bitten off more than i can chew with this one.Really testing my mind.I will do my best to try and finish it today.

Terratoonie you are making us laugh so much with your comments its hurting our sides now.But i am getting concerned about you lol.Well its all good fun and this is something different for a change.:))))))

Next weekend I WILL DO A GNOME THEME JUST FOR YOU TTxxxxx

I think Tt has a weak bladder, she keeps talking about the loo,

lolollol i agreeeeee peeeeeeeeee lolol :)))) BBFB xx

Looking forward to your next project Mark...

Spend your pennies wisely ;o)

i will mmmmm £2 not alot but it will do lolol donations welcome though as i am running out of wood now lol.

Make a gnome loo or flower pot person loo...
to just spend a penny..

lol at all the comments, im sure you will come up with something to inspire us all mark, cant wait to see :o)

Hope I'm not too late, been busy in the garden,

I think a sentry box to keep watch over all those tools! I have put another couple of ideas on the other (previous) blog.

What about a gondola to fetch the cornetto in?

A gnome would certainly need a' nome to live in!?

Making a toilet would be easy peeeeeeeesy!?

I liked Sticki's potty idea on the other blog ...
Mark could make those at his convenience.... ;o)

lol sticki, i cant think, my brain has sun stroke haha

Thanks terra, a box where the potties would 'guzunder' ?!

A chamber for the gnomes' chamber pots ... ?

Very good. Have you heard the term 'guzunder' before?

Ps there ought to be a sign saying TO LET - oh, sorry, did I miss a letter out?

Guzunder... that's a Worcs. olde Englishe worde ..

Do you know... TO LET with a missing letter was going to be my next comment... great minds think alike ..Lol.

I bet I'm too late now - look forward to what you do though :)

I think 'guzunder' maybe from midlands or the north - it is another name for a potty - cos it 'goes under' the bed!

Yes, I had already "translated" that from the original Worcs. dialect... not far from Derbyshire where they have Blue John...

Oh yes, very good I forgot that one!

You lot are completely potty!

just been thinking, you could build a nice BAR for the patio, and put one of those little beer fridges behind it,

I agree Kfunsters completely knutso:) Do we actually know what Mark built?

Perhaps he really did make a boat and has sailed away?

knowing Mark it could be anything,

He is obviously still busy!

Sticki, have we found out what he is making yet, !!!

Something in which to grow lavatera ?

Oh God, she's back and still on about the Loo,

Think he must have been locked in the lavatory by TT??

yes I think the same, I hope she does'nt suffer with a weak bladder, Lol if I had the time I would go out with my camera taking photos of public loos and put a blog on here for Tt

I think you will have to do that now!

Mark may have gone looking for more wood ~ or perhaps so many people got the answer right he is out searching for armfuls of red roses!!?

I sent him a PM telling to pull his finger out, you got me thinking about loos and a blog now,

In the museum near here there is a three-seater!

well next time you go take a photo of it, anyway, who would want to sit on a three seater, two could be doing a wee and the other one doing something else , Terra has a lot to answer to on here,

Oh, dear.. what can the matter be ...

Bit of a problem till Saturday I think TT

Except there is a difference - everybody knows that he's there!

Oh you naughty naughty people...
all I did was mention Lavatera... and Oh dear ... ;o)

Stop making me laugh TT and yorkshire!

Poor ole Terra is locked in the lavatory, haha. naughty aye, that's why my daughter made me wear the naughty step t shirt,

In tennis, they call it a "comfort break" ...
Mark will be back in time for next year's Wimbledon ...

I thought you were on probation from the naughty step!

Perhaps Mark is making you a bigger one?

Is he making an umpire's chair? Or the new Wimbledon toilets? The new ones have a roof on!!

terra will like that if they have roofs on, I honestly don't know what he is making, hope he is not a starter and non finisher with his wife,

... but on sunny days ...
you can take the roof off... ;o)

I don't think I will go on a sunny day thanks!

it would be nice to go on a sunny day with the roof off, I quite fancy that,

Excuse me ladies, we are still discussing Terra's toilet problems,

Porta loo is the same as a potty? Are we back to the beginning?

" Ladies " that's the place ...

Mark is making signs... LADIES and GENTS

It's taking him a long time!

looks like we are Sticki, well thought of Terra, I like it, I will send him a PM asking him to commission you your own Loo sign, and seat, let me know what you would like,

he wants to pull his finger out, we are already up to 62 comments on here, and 72 on his other blog,

Is he making 2 loos? One for ladies and one for gents?

Where does he live? It would be quicker to go and look over the fence!

Outdoor signs, please ...

GNOMES GENTS and

FLOWER POT LADIES

think he must be, hope he makes the signs to go with them

Which other blog ?

he lives in Barnsley, Oh no I don't believe this, we are back to the flower pot men, o.k. Terra, I will PM Mark and tell him this is what you want,

The first garden project I think terra, im so busy jumping between them I have forgotten what it's called.

I can't keep up with you TT, blog one and blog 2

Hi all thankyou for your comments.I am so lost with them lol.I am having a few problems with my project so i am hoping it will be ready for the weekend.Please all be patient and i will go as fast as i can xxx:))))

don't forget you have to make Terra two loo signs also, your lost with all our comments, how do you think we all feel, we've ended up discussing everything on here whilst waiting for your new project,

Hi Mark ...
... hoping you will be flushed with success... :o)

Aye Up, Terra's off on the loo theme again,

No one has told anyone to "bog off" yet! (OOh a bit lame!)
But hey ho it's after 6, wonder why it's gone so quiet!
xx Loo

Bog off Lou. Lol

I knew thank was coming, thought that comment might create a stink!

A smell Dear, a smell,

I think Mark is being quiet cos it's taking him ages to read through all 82 comments?

Perhaps we ought to shout "gardez Mark?"

83 now, Lol

Gardez Lou! 84

Mark is very welcome to comment on his own blog ...

... any time ... at his convenience .... ;o)

Do you think it will be commodious?

Oh he will be flushed with excitement at all these comments!

I think he has gone on holiday?

to Bognor!!!

Very good and then on to Looe!

Ha ha you lot, very funny, he told me he had put his house up tolet

And someone will have to be flush to buy it!
Someone who wants new a' commode'ation!

Very good lulu and Yorkshire.

why Thank you Sticki my Dear,

94 on here now,

I wonder If Mark is making a hat box for lulu - she has some very posh ones you know!

Yer, bet he is making it of Good wood

He'll create a new market for hat boxes ;o)

'aint trees good enough?

As-got to be a top hat

How about a bog garden? - nothing to do with hats - sorry!

Oooh... I like the new photo ... :°))

Hope there won't be a yellow patch on the lawn ;o)

if i have im sending it to you lol x :))))))))))

Lol. I would prefer you send me a Gnome Loo :o) x

I would like a new gnome to go to because i am P*************d off tonight!

I don't want a loo! A gnome that helps out would be good.

Oh lulu what's the matter?

Lou has probally been left home alone, David doing band practice or cricket Lou. cheer up love,

xxx!!!

are you fed up Lou cause Mark is taking so long on this project of his, I hope for his sake its worth it when he's finished.

Absa'loo'tley!

Nice one "Loo" nice one,

Oh very good! I think we shall need to collect some wood for Mark, he has been making so many things - and if we collect too much we can keep it for bonfire night!!

Hi all absa`lulu`tley lol,

Hi Val i will put a teaser picture on in the morning.Will be complete before i go to bed tomorrow:))BBFB

Hi Stickitoffee yes please for the collection ,may keep me going all summer.Nooooo not on bonfire.:)))))xxxx

Hello Mark, will see what I can do! Hope the new project is going well - as you can see we have been very busy on here.

all this for a bonfire, I hope its worth waiting for, and where is the teaser picture that was supposed to go on this morning,

Maltesers ... did someone say Maltesers ?

Teaser Dear, not Malteaser,!!

Looking forward to the Malteser picture :o)

Oh Dear, getting really fed up now, have you not finished whatever it is your making,

Hi all finally finished at last i hope you like it.My future projects will not be done like this as you all know you can get impatient waiting for the final product.In future they will be done like my normal blogs in one day.All i need now is some lovely colourful flowers.Car boot here i come for some bargains for the finishing touch.:))))))

Oh my god Mark that is just fabulous, I love it, clever you, well worth waiting for, you deserved that Carlings, good man,

WoW, a choo choo and NOT a Loo!

Well done Mark, you certainly kept us all guessing, but its excellent. So tomorrows picture will be complete with plants.

Ah, excellent, Mark ..

... a fantastic train, with a less-fattening centre ;o)

Oh that is fabulous, well done Mark! Very talented.

Sorry Julie, will try not to make more suggestions!

Mark, have you thought about making more of these and selling them, its just brilliant, you could take this one to the car boot and take orders for it,

Hi all,thankyou for all your fantastic comments.Malteasers is it what a fantastic idea for a giant water feature lol.

Hi cinders wasnt able to get any plants but as soon as i do i will add new pictures.

Hi TT watch out for my new malteaser blog and i had to go and buy some lol.

Hi Sticki ignore the wife she loves it really lol.

Omg Val you are kidding the stress this one gave me was enough lol.xxxxx:))))

you now have a profile so it should be easier to make them, I might commision you for one, depending how much you want, Lol

Ok thanks Mark

A giant edible malteser will do for starters!!

Hi Val will have to consider your offer!!!.:))))))

Hi stickitoffee if its a edible one my wife will beat you to it lol.:)))))

I have planted the wagon now with some nice colourful flowers hope you all like it.:)))))

Right Matey, you can do better than that, looks like they have been thrown in from a great distance,

Hi Val i do not know which way to take your comment ,i got these today cheaply as they were dying but they will bloom up and become stunning flowers with some great care which i will give them.Im sorry if i have offended in any way as that as been no intention of mine but i think your comment was a bit blunt it maybe just the way im reading it lol :))))

sorry if you took my message the wrong way, I was actually joking with you, in future I will be more careful how I put things,

val lol der me i am the BBFB after all xxxx

Forgiven, x

Love the train Mark and the blog has entertained me for ages, I`m playing catchup tonight and having a really good laugh, as I work my way through your blogs...