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Garden Waste (Les Barker)

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Garden Waste (Les Barker)

I’d never had a garden,
So I smiled all summer; watched it grow.
Flowers came and flowers went,
With gifts of colour, shape and scent.

And as I watched the seasons turn,
I knew I had a lot to learn.
One thought in my young head was placed;
One must not waste one’s garden waste.

And so I bought a compost bin,
And put my garden waste therein,
In hopes in time it would decay,
And so it proved one spring day.

I spread it on my garden so
The mulch would help my garden grow.
And so it proved, for very soon,
I found I had to cut and prune.

I cut and pruned and hacked and mowed,
It seemed I had more than I’d sowed!
Still June, it seems impossible;
My compost bin’s already full.

I bought a second compost bin,
And put my garden waste therein,
In hopes in time it would decay,
And so it proved one autumn day.

I spread it on my garden, those two bin fulls;
How my garden grows!
And grow it did, for very soon,
I found I had to cut and prune.

The garden waste that I had used,
Made richer soil which thus produced more garden waste.
What can I do?
I filled in one,
I filled in two.

I bought a third compost bin,
And put my garden waste therein,
In hopes in time it would decay,
And so it did one April day.

Bed and lawn, I mulched them both,
And watched in fear for signs of growth.
And grow it did, for very soon,
I found I had to cut and prune….

….And hack and strim and mow and chop,
Another bloody bumper crop!

A vintage year for garden waste,
And soon the problem must be faced.
I make a start: I fill bins one and two and three,
The work goes on!
For I have cut and gathered in,
Enough to fill another bin!

I went and bought bin number four.
I’ll not do this any more….
I go out every evening late;
I sneak out through my garden gate,

I lay my treasure down instead,
On someone else’s flowerbed.
And having thus enriched their loam,
I steal their slugs and take them home.

I see their gardens, how they grow!
I look at mine and does it? No.
I watch them toil, I watch them weep………
………..I close my eyes and go to sleep.

This is a poem by Les Barker – who you can see/hear in action on YouTube. The photos are of my garden :-)

Hope this gave you all a good chuckle on this wet Friday afternoon!

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Hi Sid
It has taken me years to organize my compost bin and I have outgrown it in my first year. I need about half a dozen bins, plus a larger area to burn branches.
I need a bigger garden to deal with the off-cuts.
We are supplied with brown compost bins in Glasgow and I have filled three plus five black bags to refill the brown bins once they have been emptied on the 24th March and six smaller blue bags.
I also have a large collection of slugs and snails!

19 Mar, 2010

 

Wonderful poem,fantastic photos, thank you for making me smile :o)))))

19 Mar, 2010

 

You have bin busy Les, and not just a poet you're pretty good at colour combinations too.

19 Mar, 2010

 

certainly did :0) Sid!

19 Mar, 2010

 

Lovely pics and brilliant poem, certainly made me smile, must look up Les Barker :-)))) I love your pokers, do you know their name?

19 Mar, 2010

Sid
Sid
 

Linda - you sound organised! I just about manage with 2 compo bins....plus fairly regular visits to the tip!!

Heron - thank you, but I'm not Les, I'm Sid. lol

Bornagain - thanks - the poker is 'Northern Lights'.

19 Mar, 2010

 

Very funny Sid, love your garden photos.

19 Mar, 2010

 

Is that the Les Barker who does the hilarious "guide Cats for the blind " ?
Your photos are beautiful. : o ) )

19 Mar, 2010

 

You have a really beautiful garden, helped no doubt by the compost you keep digging in. I loved your poem too but I have to say I couldn`t pick up a slug...lol! :o)

19 Mar, 2010

 

:o)
Lovely pics aswell

19 Mar, 2010

 

lol i have just added another tier to my compost frame so that strikes a familiar chord

19 Mar, 2010

 

Loved it, Sarah - and the photos too...your garden looks fantastic! :-))))

19 Mar, 2010

 

Brilliant, really made me laugh. Lovely photographs of your garden, beautiful full flower beds.

19 Mar, 2010

 

Great!! Brilliant!! I love it!!
Beautiful garden pics.....would you like to come and look after my garden???

20 Mar, 2010

 

Brilliant poem! After a liberal spread of sheep manure on our vegetable garden I found myself yelling at the tomatoes and beans, one summer's day when my partner was on the balcony waving a G&T at me , "Stop Now! Let me rest and enjoy!" :o)) Thanks Sid!

20 Mar, 2010

 

From the magical corner in the first picture, I was stunned by this collection of photos. Nos. 1, 4, 5, 9 and even more specially Nos. 7, 8, 10, 11 must be the best I have ever seen. What a garden !

20 Mar, 2010

 

That was brilliant it made me smile, just what i needed on this damp saturday.
:o)))

20 Mar, 2010

mad
Mad
 

I don't think even Lord Byron waxed so lyrical about compost bins.
Brilliant. Your compost works well, looking at your lovely garden in full growth.

20 Mar, 2010

 

Oh how I love your garden Sid, such beautiful planting.

20 Mar, 2010

 

Brill blog i find that no matter how many water butts i have they soon fill up, and could do with more, but it would be endless keeping up with them.

20 Mar, 2010

 

Very funny Sid, know just what you mean, I have four plus a council one and a shredder, also take some to our allotment compost bins, never ending,lol.
Lovely garden, so colourful, and everything looks really healthy, gorgeous :-)

20 Mar, 2010

amy
Amy
 

I loved it Sid , LOL... I have two huge 4x4x4 compost boxes plus compost bins the council were selling and it still never seems to be enough ... your mix of flowers look stunning , I saw a snippet in todays newspaper saying that the Ghost Orchid which they thought had long since died out has reappeared in Hereford !! ...

20 Mar, 2010

Sid
Sid
 

Megan - yes it is! I love Guide Cats for the Blind lol ...also Stamped Addressed Antelope and the one about the zebra called Spot LOL LOL oh and the Y Files!!

Hywel - is that you? You were a fuchsia last time I was on GoY!

Gilli - yes Ok, I'd love to come visit BC ;-)

Gurthburns - thank you very muchly! I trawled through my garden photos from the last couple of years to find the best ones - it really doesn't look this good all over all the time!!

Clarice - yes, I have a lot of water butts too lol

Simbad - he he..you beat me hands down! I JUST ABOUT manage with 2 bins.

Amy - oooo that's very interesting - what paper was it? Maybe I could see it on-line? I know of a few orchid-rich sites and I'd like to do a blog about all the ones I see on my wanderings. Never seen any Ghosts tho lol

20 Mar, 2010

 

Lol...trust you to give us all a laugh Sid !

20 Mar, 2010

amy
Amy
 

'Extinct' ghost orchid found in Herefordshire wood

The ghost orchid has been reclassified as "critically endangered"
A rare wildflower has been found in Herefordshire.

A ghost orchid, a pale plant with no leaves, has been found in an oak wood in the county.

Plantlife, a conservation charity, had thought the flower to be extinct in the UK, as the last recorded sighting was in Buckinghamshire in 1986.

A spokesman said the sighting was wonderful news but added one plant did not mean the species was growing in great numbers.

He added the plant had now been reclassified as critically endangered rather than extinct.

The orchid's location is being kept secret.

Hi Sid , I have copied and pasted the article for you , our local Newspaper is www.EDP24.co.uk

20 Mar, 2010

Sid
Sid
 

Thanks for that Amy - I know of Plantlife, they do some good work. But no wonder the Ghost Orchid is in trouble not having any leaves??!!

21 Mar, 2010

 

great poem and you have a wonderful garden

22 Mar, 2010

 

What a great poem - really made me smile!!

23 Mar, 2010

Sid
Sid
 

Glad to give you a grin Gs :-)

23 Mar, 2010

 

~ I have no where for a compost bin and have to throw all sorts of green stuff and soil from empty pots which does seem a shame..Love the poem and pics from your garden.

2 May, 2010

 

Great blog Sid, cheered me up no end and I especially liked the combo's with Miss Willmott. Wonderful planting. :-))

2 May, 2010

Sid
Sid
 

Arlene - thanks! Shame you've nowhere for a compo bin - I'd be lost without my 'dumping ground'!

Thanks Muddy - Miss Willmott pops up where she likes, so that combo was more luck than judgement lol

2 May, 2010

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