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Frisky Erica carnea

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By bamboo

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Browsing the web just now, came across an article about Erica carnea, winter flowering heather. This is now, apparently, in very short supply because there’s been a huge increase in demand for this plant. Why, I hear you ask, well, dear reader, I will tell you.
The flowers of winter flowering heather contain a compound that is similar to viagra – one lady, when questioned at a branch of Wyevale, made the comment “he’s driving me mad, constantly out there tending his 20 heather plants, when he’s never shown a bit of interest in the garden before – I preferred it when he was less frisky”. Another branch of a well known garden centre reported that “men who were certainly old enough to know better” came to blows over the last tray of Erica plants.
This all started when some chap on an allotment, who is in the habit of making infusions of various plants to drink as a tea, tried Erica carnea and was reputedly “unable to leave his shed for over an hour”…
The scientists are saying its best steeped in alcohol, but “there seems to be some confusion about whether it’s best applied topically or swallowed”. I haven’t laughed so much in ages….

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LOL, LOL.
Brilliant :-))))))))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Sounds like the old men fighting in the garden centre have enough Testosterone. They don't need Erica's!

27 Oct, 2009

 

!!! Well i Heather lol Never lol:)

27 Oct, 2009

 

OH dear Jacque!!!!!!!!!!

27 Oct, 2009

 

I Know :) but im in Shock Paul lol :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

LOL!! Never was keen on heather meself....no way am I having it in my garden!! (wink ;)

27 Oct, 2009

 

LOL
Actually, nor me !

27 Oct, 2009

 

il be ok iv 6 plants but dont tell any 1 Di lol :D

27 Oct, 2009

 

Oh no, the old men will be stampeding your garden Jacque !!!

27 Oct, 2009

 

No shortage of Erica carnea round here if anyone wants any!!! I must say that I don't fancy eating or drinking it; I would still be picking bits out of my teeth long after any effects had passed. Very romantic.

27 Oct, 2009

 

LOL

27 Oct, 2009

 

lol good thing My Gates Bolt is placed @ 6ft them Lousie lol :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Perhaps I could start a rumour that Japanese Anemones have such qualities as well! Then perhaps blokes would come ripping it out by the roots from my garden! It would save me having to clear some of it every autumn!!(where it has spread and swamped lots of other plants over the summer!)

27 Oct, 2009

 

LOL yes very Romantic Bulbh:) lol

27 Oct, 2009

 

I'd be terribly annoyed if anyone picked the flowers off any of my plants, whatever they wanted them for! After I'd read that article, I had to go and clean off the mascara that had run from crying with laughter...

27 Oct, 2009

 

Great Idea Paul lol :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Shhhh....my hubby wants to know why I'm laughing....LOL. If I tell him he'll dig up the front garden (again) and have a mass planting.....

27 Oct, 2009

 

Oh, I couldn't be bothered. I'd rather look at the flowers!!!!

27 Oct, 2009

 

My garden is full of them.... ladies, please make an orderly queue, and no pushing at the front :o))))))))

27 Oct, 2009

 

I think you'll find it's the men who want the flowers, bluespruce, not the ladies!

27 Oct, 2009

 

You're in for a busy week then ;-)

27 Oct, 2009

 

I think he means he's taken it and waiting for the visitors !!!

27 Oct, 2009

 

Oh god, that never occurred to me, Louise! I can be really dense at times...

27 Oct, 2009

 

I know Bamboo. You can be first in the queue if you like, if you can cope with the jealous rivalry :0)

27 Oct, 2009

 

You're not wrong there Louise.

27 Oct, 2009

 

Queue? I've never had to queue, more the other way around, see no reason to change the habit of a lifetime now...;-))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Hands off my erica carnea I like it where it is, in the garden. Most unattractive thought Mr MB make sure you brush your teeth well tonight.

27 Oct, 2009

 

lol great, very funny, dont let baz know heheh :o))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Do u think itl really work? I mean Spruce ud never have to work again ;) lol

27 Oct, 2009

 

One way to find out Jacque! - can I put you on the list as well ? :0))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Is it me who has to eat it !! Oh well its got 2be better than my Rice Pudding lol :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Amazing what you find on GoYpedia Heathers :o)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Jacque, No, it's me. you just have to enjoy the results. :0)))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Lol :))) I can feel one of my headaches coming on ;)

27 Oct, 2009

 

di - take a tablet - you're soon be in the mood ?

27 Oct, 2009

 

Lol....think I'll go and read up on conifers instead :))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Thats good then Spruce didnt fancy the chewy bits lol :) O Di i hear that Heather is good 4 headaches to lol:)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Di, never thought I'd say it.. that's the wrong decision :0))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Jacque, I've had sooo many PMs, not sure I can cope - was yours in there somewhere ? :0)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Cant cope !!! u best stay off that heather then lol :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

just with the PMs

27 Oct, 2009

 

Well that certainly woke everyone up, didn't it.. lol

27 Oct, 2009

 

Hate to put a damper on things but this was first published 10/15/2007
"The story of the "Viagra" plant comes from England and was an April fool's hoax published by the newspaper, The Independent. The story, which got lots of Internet mileage, goes like this: a 55-year-old furniture restorer who liked to make teas from different plants got an unexpected effect when he brewed up an infusion with blooms from winter-flowering heather. In its April 1, 2007 report The Independent quoted the fellow as saying that the effect was so immediate - and obvious - that he "had to stay in my potting shed for an hour or so before I could decently walk down the street." Sorry

27 Oct, 2009

 

Got my attention , Bamboo.

27 Oct, 2009

 

Don't be sorry, Drc, first time I've heard it, great urban myth, but it's b....y funny as stories go, so worth reporting on, I thought

27 Oct, 2009

 

Back to the conifers Bluespruce...;)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Or maybe its a heathland myth....

27 Oct, 2009

 

Hi Bamboo well it made me laugh when I first heard it and still does so thanks for that as we could do with a laugh on here lately.

27 Oct, 2009

 

I remember when i was a child people used to tie bunches of Heather to fronts of their Cars??? & Gypsiess used to sell it @ our Doors? Now im Confussed :(

27 Oct, 2009

 

We certainly could, everyone seems to be pretty uptight - I never realised it was a hoax, but you sort of have to guess it must be - I will confess to being very relieved that it's not true, viagra causes enough trouble without any extra help from something else....;-)))

27 Oct, 2009

 

I'm relaxed - and cool as a cucumber :0))

27 Oct, 2009

 

White heather is sold by Gypsies for good luck, outside Selfridges in Oxford street was a good site wonder if it still is?
April fool jokes are often very good in the press remember Dimbleby's Spaghetti Tree?

27 Oct, 2009

 

:) Rrrrrrrrr White Heathers lucky u say Dr ! Iv White&Pink Heathers so iv best of both worlds :)

27 Oct, 2009

 

Thanks for the laugh Bamboo :)) Hubby's sulking now though...;)

PS. I have a great Gypsy Fortune Teller's outfit for our Halloween Party...that should cheer him up! ;))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Transparent harem pants, Crazydi?

27 Oct, 2009

 

he.he.he.he.....there's no fool like an old fool!!! had a good laugh at this blog! :))))))))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Thanks, Bamboo! ..... Just exactly what we all needed....:-))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Bamboo....that would be telling! :))

27 Oct, 2009

 

Tee hee - have fun anyway;-))

27 Oct, 2009

 

LMAO!! that was just so funny! Hoax or not, its brilliant!!

27 Oct, 2009

 

Now you`ve been and gone and spoilt it for me,I was going to plant loads next to where hubby parks the car and also offer to fill his flask up on a daily basis,he likes his tea that strong he`d never notice a diifferent taste, wont bother now. (sigh)......

27 Oct, 2009

 

Aww! Shame, LL!

28 Oct, 2009

 

Lincslass, that made me chuckle !

28 Oct, 2009

 

Just read this, Bamboo and absolutely hooting with maniacal laughter...luckily nobody can hear me....or they would be sending for the men-in-white-coats - (again)!!!
GOY is back to normal....GREAT..thanks Bamboo!!!

28 Oct, 2009

 

Hilarious !! Shame it's a myth Bluespruce !! Better luck next time !! LOL

28 Oct, 2009

 

Never had this Erica Carnea in my garden. Perhaps why not much activity round here. What was that about Japanese anemones??????

28 Oct, 2009

 

I wonder if this is why it's called "carnea"? Because it used to be tied onto car bonnet handles, of course! Remember, as a child, we used to have it tied there when we went on hols. :-))

28 Oct, 2009

 

A hoax?...damn, I've just brewed hubby a cuppa....he he

28 Oct, 2009

 

lol Dorjac, very dry humour there! Never mind Lincslass and Potty, sorry you're disappointed;-) Shame its a hoax, but the flaw was obvious - no allotmenteer would be crazy enough to brew tea from various plants that he knew nothing about, surely - but I've had a good laugh not just from the story itself, but also all your comments. And I've never heard of tying heather onto cars, or bonnets, come to that, was it for luck?

28 Oct, 2009

 

Sure was Bamboo....WAY back in the good old days when AA men used to salute on their motor-likes etc.....up here certainly we always had a bunch of heather tied to the grille of the car..an y es supposedly for luck....maybe of course just when we crossed over the border into England......EEEEK!!

28 Oct, 2009

 

lol - perhaps there was more superstition around in those days - I know there are still "pockets of resistance" but I think most people are less superstitious now.

28 Oct, 2009

 

I remember the Swiss spaghetti tree April Fools - I was amazed at just how many folk were taken in!

28 Oct, 2009

 

I'm learning! You lot are incorrigible.:))

29 Oct, 2009

 

Of course Ponty :-))

29 Oct, 2009

 

David - you're right! When I was a child, we went to Scotland on a family holiday - and we picked a bunch of heather for the front of the car! I think it was because we saw lots of other cars with them. :-))

Bamboo - I'm not at all sure that they aren't still - you still see people throw a tiny pinch of salt over their shoulder, and as for ladders in the streets! When did you see anyone walk under one, however awkward it would be to have to get round it?

Horseshoes above doors? Upside down, of course. They may be old, though, I suppose.

29 Oct, 2009

 

Don't know about everyone else, but I always make a point of walking under ladders, Spritz - unless I can see a loose paintpot at the top of them, that is!

29 Oct, 2009

 

I got married in Marylebone London and as my dad walked me to the ceremony a very blackened chimney sweep appeared in front of us he wished me luck and doffed his hat my dad told me it meant I would be lucky in a long marriage well its 32 years on 5th November.

29 Oct, 2009

 

Thanks, Spritz! Yes, this was in the mid 60s, roadside "entrepreneurs" even tried to sell sprigs of heather to tourists, and the "done thing" was to tie them with attached ribbons to car bonnet handles, or radiator grilles, if you didn't have a "handle", lol!). Of course, my Dad, being not just a Scot, but a Fifer to the core, soon learned that we could drive for miles and pick our own for free!!! Nowadays, I liken this to driving 30 miles between all the supermarkets to buy all my groceries at the cheapest "we beat them" advertised prices - ignoring the cost in fuel!!

Must say, last time I saw lucky white heather sprigs, with unidentifiable tartan bow, was outside Harrods, by a non-English speaker, in August 2008!!!

If anyone really wants some, e-mail will be supplied upon request. :-D

31 Oct, 2009

 

From my own observations I would say that white heather is becoming more common on the hills. Perhaps because people don't pick it anymore?

31 Oct, 2009

 

I have just caught up with this hilarious blog!

Guess what I put on my photos recently..............!!

Must go and make the tea.................

8 Feb, 2010

 

Funny thing this I heard the same story about bramble roots,my address is !!!!!!!!!

16 May, 2010

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