A GoY banquet and Gardeners Ball?

ermmmmmmmmmmmm lol , sounds like a great idea !! we shud start a club , with name badges , so we can recornize fellow goyers on our travels !!! how gud wud that be lol .o)))

Margaret Pie is coming but please call her Mag.

I would sign Sticki, but cant find my pen..does Bampy know about this ? bet you are up to your old tricks..lol.:o)

Ha ha love it......wish I could think of some to add to your list, brain a little sluggish due to too much time spent indoors!!

nice one Sticki,.... mr & Mrs Blossom and their daughter Cherry

Mrs Anthus and her daughter Polly will be attending,along with their African friend,Violet ..:o)

Lizzy will come, if she isn't too busy ...

Iris... or ... since she lost her razor .

... Bearded Iris ;o)

aw,she can borrow mine,Terra ! Lol..

There's a little boy lost, he says his name is Greenwood..are Mr & Mrs Pecker here?

Mrs Cow will attend as long as she dosen't Slip:)

Mr & Mrs Butter with their sheepdog Fly....

Miss May Denhair is hoping to come

Thank you everyone, looks like we should get to meet some interesting characters!

Mr & Mrs Line, and their son, Cordy. Mr A.M.Nesia, who's forgotten to bring his wife.

Love that one Sheila!

Mr Tunnel and his daughter Poly,
Kasy (with her Polish Spirit) is bringing her friend, Pope jean Paul and his friend, errm think its Bill D Lyon ; ) or is that the other Bill, Bill Mackenzie
Daisy will bring her chain of friends, Fern, Holly n Lily.
Ms Butt might not come, shes got water retention

That's an awful lot of tickets stevie but ms butt made me laugh so much they can all come!

send the invitation to Nike of Warsaw;-)

Adam will bring his Needle:-)

Angels will play the Trumpets

Not sure Sticki but Mrs Snow may Drop in.

Betula's ill her skin is peeling

do you think we need a bigger hall? i would hate any of these to miss out and now that the pope is coming we had better do it right!!??

how many angels kasy???

Marigold can't come. She can't find her gloves ...

poor marigold, perhaps fox could lend her some??

btw Joanella, i have sent bampy a pm to warn him!!!!

Very sad news, Mr.Nettle has passed away :((((

holly will lay a wreath for him :-(

Could you console Willow, she's very upset.

better not put her too near mother in law then, her tongue may make things worse?

Auntie Rhinum would love to attend. Also Mr. Al. Pine would be delighted.

they can definitely come Grandmage ~ thats very good

Dandi would love to come along with Lion, but please keep Will and Herb a bay .

Clem would have loved to come, but he's not at 'is best right now. And, please don't invite Virginia. She's a bit of a creep.

love it!!! these are so clever

thanks everyone, im sure there is room for a few more!!!

Rambling Rector will bless the gathering,he will accompany Dawn Chorus who is hoping it goes on all night...
If it helps Mrs Iris sort her beard Wilkinson can bring his team, Sword Quattro Titananium and Disposable....

Heather will definitely attend, she said to me ..I really dig-it-alis. I asked another of my friends if she was going but she just said 'mind your own business!'

Parsley the lion with Sir Basil, Dill the Dog with Bayleaf the Gardener,Tarragon the Dragon with Belladonna not forgetting Mr Onion And Constable Knapweed..

Very funny Red, lol..

Gotta have an early night, catchup in the morning, lol...

Mr & Mrs Meaner & their unmarried daughter Dorothy ! ( think about it )

CO Tony Aster is on R&R and will be delighted to attend. He asks if he can bring his son Alab Aster, who is said to be a fine figure of a man!

Mrs Hock is bringing Holly........unfortunately Persi couldn't care and has gone off to Ria....Dula has the bug and cant get off the lavs so thats a dead end....what Choice do ya have? there is always Mrs Fother and her daughter Gilla ? if we could chose Ann, er would be a good one..well must rush and take the bull by the horns, and get us pants off the aga, before they singe and I wont have anything to cover my silly bum........
Sorry about some of the content, couldn't resist it lol

Sticki - just love that blog - going to my favs:)
P.S. Not too many angels I'm affraid - as you know they are bossy and need a lot of attention - they would want to steal the party, so be carefull with tickets, lol

Mr Stinkhorn would like a ticket, I know lots of people don't like him but I think he's a fun guy....

Lol. Lol. Lol. Annella ... :o)))

;O))))

Poor Solomon's having a terrible time sealing all these invitation envelopes....

Good king henry said he would come....if he has the thyme

Queen anne promises to wear her lace

Bobby his buttons

And poppy promised to come or(the)chids willshed their babies tears

Rowan won,t come.. when asked why he said 'mind-your-own-business'. Well he,d be a wallflower anyway.....

(thanks Sticki...xxx)

Hello Pam\0/
Have you been listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue again Sticki? Mr & Mrs Rella and their daughter Tia...Mr and Mrs Reticulata and their daughter Iris...Not very inspired I'm afraid and probably already done, but the best I can do at the moment. Been snowing here, but very lightly, mostly not stuck:-)

Hi Ba, be careful here some pests have arrived.....susie has a black eye, willow is weeping for over on the rockery his love lies bleeding, that snake in the grass timothy caught the lady in the bath wearing the dutchmans breeches......no its ok here comes the copper from the beeches leading his cyclemen to round(them)up

these are brilliant!! thank you so much everyone, im so enjoying reading these

we really should have a banquet/picnic one day!!!

more are welcome!!!

It's fun Sticki . . . amazing the inventiveness of people's minds!

aren't they all clever Sheila!!! took me a while to get bampy's but got there in the end!!! it is clever.

there are some that really make me giggle, i was telling some people at work today ~ they enjoyed it too!!

Ah got it now Sticki....

you have to think dont you!!

Can you hold off the banquet until I'm due back in the UK, please? I'd HATE to miss it!

dont worry gattina, if you send your name to the ticket office and tell them the date all will be sorted!!!

Poor Lily has worried all day that there might not be mushroom at the table. Old Ma Honia told her to pulmanaria herself together, she then shed a little tiarella.

OOOhhh, OUCH, Grandmage!

very good GM

Its a really funny blog, you have to keep checking to see what else has been added, lol...

thats what im doing lincslass and then i keep looking out of the window for inspiration for more!!!

Lol folks, all such good fun.

I haven't "got" Bampy's . . . help!

here is a clue ~ the name could be Dorothy or Daisy or Demelza???

does that help?

and ( if I've go it right) miss......

we're having lots of nice things to eat arn't we Sticki....

I think Chocolate cosmos, Candy tuft, Lollipop primulas

now savories.... Beefsteak tomatoes, Drumstick...primulas Cherry Pie dianthus.......ooh and lots more....

Brilliant blog stickie I've had a good chuckle at some of the names, still haven't worked out Bampy's yet though.

I've asked about and have a couple names for the ticket office, Dai and his wife Lily have said they will come along with their cousin Ian (he's quite a gent I hear - get it?)

guess what.....Exochorda xmacrantha ... .....

carries Spirea ...... ......

officiated by the Dahlia ...... .. ........

I really must have a nice lie down......

Sheila, I didnt get Bampy's either!! Lol Please explain

you have to start with Miss [or should i say mis] then the initial of the first name and put the surname at the end.

Jacob wants to bring his ladder,as he is a bit concerned about the climbing of Graham Thomas and Ena Harkness..will they get higher by getting entwined ? Or just get high ? maybe Marie Juana shouldn't be invited,..but if there was any impropriety ,Iris could flag them..

come on you lot...a good clue from Sticki..anytime now,Bampy ! :o))

So . . . Mis-de-meaner ?? There was I, trying to think of a plant or a garden bird !!

Well done Sheila..you have won a GoY red rosette ! :o)

Sheila, you're not the only one, I too was looking for a plant:-)
Don't you think we need some worthies like the Bishop of Llandaff, or the Dahlia Lama?
Yes Pam, worked it out and I've pinched a bit of yours lol:-)

They would help to keep things in order,Ba..spoilsport ! Lol.

Perhaps sweet William would come?!

I'm hoping King Edward will arrive in his jacket!?

I hope he brings Charlotte and Nicola..nice girls,and not a bit thick skinned ! :o)

Its funny the way ones mind works, I couldn`t fathom Bampy`s, kept going back to it and came up with "Mr & Mrs Me-an-er" no way could I figure out how to add Dorothy, wrong track completely..

Its like anagrams sometimes the answer pops into your head without conscious though and others never come!

Hurray, put the flags out there,s Iris....

OK Sticki, I have just booked my return flight to the UK for 24th April, so I'll leave it to you and Bampy to take it from there.... (You think I'm joking, don't you?)

Mr Pak Choi, an overseas visitor is delighted to accept your kind invitation.
Still flumuxed over Bampies!! Quite Confucshias really.

i better warn him gattina!!!

Mr Pak Choi you are very welcome!

bampy's guest isnt a flower or a plant at all GM ~ have a look at Sheilabub's last comment.

Gattina - how long are you staying? Will you be able to visit the Malvern Spring Flower Show (May 10 -13)? If so, see you there!!

Oh how I wish I could stay that long, Sheila! Unfortunately will be leaving in the first week in May. Shall be doing a lightning tour of bank, doctor, Specsavers, supermarkets, friends, Boots, Marks and Spencers, relatives and garden centres. Not necessarily in that order. Now if a nice big GoY group could strategically place themselves in Milton Keynes, Manchester or Banbury the weekend of the 27th, I could meet my adoring fans all in one go, and do signed photographs for all of you at the same time as soup and chutney samplings, seed swaps and a right good natter. ;o)))))

Banbury is easiest for me!

I Know, Sticki, I know!

:-))

anyone else manage banbury?

I didn't read all the comments and have been furiously thinking of a plant called banbury.......doh!

sorry pam!!!!!

perhaps i should have put that Mr and Mrs Keynes are attending and bringing their son Milton. ???

I saw the white horse at Banbury, it did make me cross!!

Watchet! everyone you never know who might be coming or Ware they come from!!!

Even I'm groaning now:-)

;-))

Well so many Regal lilies are coming Sticki think you should get the Angels to blow their Trumpets!

thats a good idea PP, most appropriate!!

better not invite the wicked witch known as Hazel with her wand then!

Hazel might arrive on her Broom or worse could bring her Cytisus.

well fancy introducing that on the 100th comment GM!!

Must invite Mr & Mrs Heu Chera think of the food the'll bring .....creme brulee, raspberry ruffles,key lime pie......

Oh yes, we MUST have them, lets hope they will also bring blackberry jam and plum pudding!!

:~) Not forgetting: Chocolate ruffles, Sparkling burgundy, Tiramisu & Peach flambe!

well if they cant come i will be very disappointed!!!

if its a really good party and lasts all night we could be on the Lime Marmalade for breakfast!!

I believe Bacon and Eggs could be there too??
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There will of course be some VIPs [all of us] but there are Lords and Ladies coming too ~ NOT to be eaten!!!

Is there a plant called Alka Seltzer out there......?

The Scarlet Emperor will also be in attendance....he can be eaten(if you can catch him...)

there will need to be i think gattina!!

Red Admiral will come if Scarlet Emperor will be there.

By golly Pam, you opened up a rich vein there. the Cheras also bring the spices like paprika. Has any one mentioned limnanthes douglasii?? far better for you than fried. I'm not very good at this lol:-)

Is there a plant called Alka Seltzer out there......?

Shielabub,
What day are you doing the Malvern show, wouldn`t mind going myself.
Is anyone else going?.

what is the date stroller? i might go

Sticki the show day is Thurs 10th May £31.50 book in advance with booking fee of £1.50,
or Fri, Sat, and Sun £18. and £21. with £1.50 booking fee.
It would be nice if one or two of us could meet up.

Gatt. I have found these herbs that are good for various areas of digestion!
Fennel, Garlic,Dill,Gentian,Mint,Rosemary & Thyme, think they should all be welcome, dont you?

I do like fennel tea, and peppermint.... not sure about garlic tea....

I can't even bear someone in the same room as me eating a peppermint - violent aversion! Ginger, I believe is good for a queasy tum.

saturday or sunday would be best for me stroller

you had to think out-side the box to get that one! well done, it was indeed an intended misdemeanour.
Part of the entertainment at the Goy banquet for the ladies was the world famous Russian striptease artist Iva Vestoff & his beautiful female partner Peeloffabit Moore for the lads. ( but thats a whole other list for another time)
It has been noted that Peeloffabit is also available for light cleaning duties S the Tour just in case our infamous care giver ( remember her? ) has run off with the gardener :-O

If we are now organising the entertainment can we please have, from the very popular heuchera troop, Firechief, I'm hoping in uniform!

They might need 'policemans helmets' for protection and to save blushes.!

well the policemens helmets can come but i prefer the firemen in their clothes.