Conker's COUNTRY SEAT ... forced to confess ! ;o)

Very nice Conker ;o))))xxxxx

:)))))))))))))

We can never remember in which room we've put the Bonios ...

If he takes paying guests can my cocker spaniel, Rosie, book now please. Oh and she likes champagne cocktails in the library before dinner (which is why I want to board her out). :-)

Hi Sarra ...
Rosie is very welcome to visit ...

... but when she returns home to you, she will expect to be treated in the manner to which she will have become accustomed ...

Breakfast .. Bonios with caviar ..
Lunch ... Cookies with champagne ...
Evening meal ... Biscuits with brandy ... ;o)

Millie and Stanley would like to book a visit please. They don't require 'posh nosh' just sausages for breakfast, dinner and tea! Millie would love to spread all her toy collection over that beautiful lawn :)

I don't have a dog but I would like to book myself in please Lord Conker,

Hi Gee ...
Sausages for breakfast ?
In our neck of the woods, that is definitely 'posh nosh' ...

Conker will enjoy tidying up Millie's vast toy collection ... he'll put them all in his pram. ;o)

Hi Yorks ..
Would you require en suite ? ... because you are so sweet ;o)

the best room in the house please Terra, fully inclusive if you don't mind,

You have to share your room with a Corgi .. okay ???

that's fine by me, thank you,

Looks very much at home there? Is he employed as gatekeeper or is he the dogsbody around there?

Lol. Oji ...
Conker is definitely in a multi-tasking role ..
Head Gardener, Butler, Nanny, Chauffeur, Chef .... ;o)

Aw COnker is a beauty :)

Hi Pixi... Conker send hugs :o) x

He definitely looks like he belongs there Terra!

Lol. Rose .. "To the Manor Born" ;o)

Please may I come too My Lord.....I'll be very good and iron your bonios every morning........but don't put me in the turret room I get vertigo.....

What a grand place. You can sleep in a different room each night :o)

Hi Pam ...
... if you are naughty, you'll be sent to the tower !!! ;o)

Hello Hywel ... Lol.
You would wake up wondering "Which room am I in?"

You would need SAT NAV just to reach the front door ;o)

Ooh Sir Truffle wouldn't do that to me....would he....(can I bribe him with bonio's)

Book me in TT for a nice long weekend! :~))))))))))))))

Bonios ? Did someone say Bonios ?
It seems Truffle could be bribed very easily ... ;o)

Hi Grandmage ...
Long weekend all ready for you ...
sauna and sunny days at no extra charge ...

I already wonder what day it is lol

I wish! Just require breakkie in bed, with decaf. coffee.

porage for me with freshly picked blueberries...

what!....

Oh sorry Truffle Sir
I'll fetch your bonio's now sir.....
sorry Sir
getting above myself Sir.....

I just knew that 'Team Terra' were special :))

Are there free toiletries at Conker's pad,Terra ? .If not,I'll have the room next to Yorkie please..I'm sure she won't mind me scrounging..oh,and decaff for me too..Am I being a bit presumptious ) ...maybe Conker will decline my reservation :o))

Careful Pam ...
don't ask for more gruel ;o) x

Lol. Scottish.
Team Terra's secret is out ;o))

Hi Sandra ...
Conker has booked you in a room next to Yorkshire ...
Special extras ..
Free dog shampoo and After Eight Bonios on your pillow :o))

Wow,sheer luxury..! If Yorkie forgets her alarm,I will just bark .Lol.:o))

Lol. Truffle is planning to run around and wake everyone at 5 a.m. for an early walk ;o)

Sorry TT. Rosie has to cancel her booking then. She just likes to get up about 6.30 and go in the garden whilst emails are checked and then go for a sedate waddle about 7.30. And she doesn't like Bonio, prefers Markies.

Lol. Sarra ... If Rosie changes her mind, there's always a comfy dog bed at the manor house :o)

fabulous pic Terra :-)

Thanks, Surreylad ...
Conker mowed all that grass especially to make the photo look good ;o)

Lol :-))

I'll happily take the tower room if that's all that's left!

Lol what fun I want to visit too - bet he's all booked up by now - I'll bring Bonios and Champagne.........
Always knew Conker was class :o)

Hi Lil .. The tower it is ... from up there you'll get the best views of the estate !

Hello Neena .. Conker says he will always find a spare room for you... whether or not you arrive with dog biscuits ! Lol. ;o)

Very aristocratic!!

Is he just waiting for the footman to open the gate? ;)))

Lol. Karen .. exactly !
This pic was taken from the carriage drawn by 4 white horses ;o)

Oh Terra, were you in the carriage?

How nice must it be, to be closely connected to royalty...
...or is all this what he's achieved through super-stardom?? ;D

I am sworn to secrecy ...
... the only hint I can give is ...
"she stoops to Conker" ;o)

Deep sigh of envy (although I wouldn't want the job of mowing those lawns)! If there's any space, Lord Conker, after all these Goys have arrived, please save me a corner. I shall pack a little bag, ready, just in case!

Hi Gattina ..
There will always be a welcome for you.
You are a valued GoY member ! :o)))

It is possible you'll be sharing a room with Crocus the budgie. Quite a cushy number, because he moults extra feathers for your pillow ;o)

My idea of the perfect room mate! Have you actually ASKED Crocus about this yet? I wouldn't want to intrude!

Doh! A budgie is useless for filling pillows, you need at least a pigeon. If you don't have one, I can supply one from my brassica beds.

I was thinking of bringing the fluff from under my bed!

Hi Gattina ...
Crocus sent you a tweet .. didn't you receive it ?

Oooh ... Italian fluff ... sounds interesting ...

Hello Sarra ...
Watch it, or you won't be offered a feather bed... you'll be sleeping in the brassica bed ;o)

I did think I heard SOMETHING - but you must remember how deaf I am. Unfortunately, NOT true Italian fluff - cheap imported hybrid stuff. :o(

Hybrid fluff ... ?
Is that some kind of cottage industry you've got going over there in Bologna ???

We had one of those going in Scarborough once. But we called it a Calzone pizza.

OMG, Sarra! That's not nice! (I know what you mean though!) Never touch 'em myself.

LOLOL! That did make me laugh! Italian secrets...
EXPOSED!! :)))

I (secretely) quite like calzone...as long as the egg is alright... :D

Thank you Conker my bag is packed ;o)

I hope Conker has someone to help him with the lawns, they're so extensive they'd be impossible for him to do on his own!! lol

Well I don't think that lawn is as well groomed as Conker :)

Hi Sheila ...
Conker spends hours and hours out there walking up and down with his tiny toy lawn mower ;o)

Thank, Pim ...
Conker loves being groomed :o)

Very cute dog watching at the gate..........

Thank you :o)

Is there enough room for us to stay for the weekend LOL!!!!

Hi Louis..
A whole suite of rooms all ready for you.. LOL. !!!

Lovely TT is there room for me and my man just for a very long weekend and to be spoilt rotten, ......

Hi Lesley ... Thanks ...
You and your man are very welcome. The honeymoon suite has been reserved especially for you ...
On your pillows, you'll find complimentary Bonios ;o)

That's brilliant TT but do you have any Dreamies for Stripes ..... as he ask's for them every morning, you think i'm joking he's costing me a fortune when they first came out they cost 99p now there anything from £1-50 to £2-00, you've never seen such a spoilt moggie as he is, but we love him dearly.......

Dreamies have been ordered for Stripes ...
... each morning on a silver tray ;o)

I wasn't sure moggies were welcome, TT. May I bring my 23?

Hi Gattina ...
Yes, we can "CAT"er for as many moggies as you wish :o)

What are the rates per week, Jamie Say's he Fancy's chasing rabbits around there

Hi Brian ...
Plenty of space for Jamie ...
... and very special rates for very special spaniels ;o)

Hi Homebird.
You are very welcome to stay, and, for you, pink-coloured doggie biscuits will be served on a silver tray ;o)

Well, he certainly looks like he owns it! And he wouldn't look out of place in a house like that either! :D

Hi Karen ...
Conker has asked me for a larger toy mower ... ;o)

I can imagine him on a ride on mower Terra!

With his toy push-mower, Conker doesn't steer very straight ..
I can't imagine that would improve with a ride-on ..

..... crop-circles here we come ;o)

I'd like a room in the West Wing, if possible, but if you can't manage that, I'd be happy to curl up with Conker and Truffle anywhere really.

Hi Tuesdaybear ..
West wing has been reserved especially for you :o)))

Thanks Gudia :o)